Numb. 1864 Trompefest Destiny

Numb. 1818 Differ US

Numb. 1499 God Bless America (and deliver us from Christians)

Hegseth reposts Christian pastor who believes in making US a Christian theocracy

Pastor Doug Wilson advocates for recriminalizing homosexuality and removing women's right to vote. - Jerusalem Post

THE BIBLE does not give women rights.

God hates gays but is okay with slavery.

Heaven's just for Republicans, though not a republic.

For heaven on Earth, we need a KINGDOM.

Please, sweet Jesus, help and salvation,

make the U.S. a TRUE CHRISTIAN NATION.

Numb. 1310 O! Bleak (and old-Time[s]y headlines)

Okay, The BYSTANDER. is pessimistic.

That said, whatever Trump's nihilistic,

malicious intentions; his narcissistic,

sadistic endeavors fascistic;

his increasingly blatant, illegal behavior,

his gullibles still insist he’s their savior

and will become extremely indignant

if anyone ever dare says, “He's malignant."

Would it be pedantic to call this fantastic?...

Wait. This just in. He's renamed the Atlantic.

A country heretofore, “not of men, but of laws”,

forevermore TRUMPed, I pronounce a lost cause. 

Old-Time[s]y Headlines

 

Numb. 1253 Springtime For Putin And USA

I hold Vladimir completely in awe,

seeing as how he disregards law:

invading neighbors, controlling lands

from frozen tundra to barren sands,

ruling over eleven time zones.

Folks, let me tell ya, that takes cojones.

Best of all, Vladimir brooks no dissent

and always knows where enemies went.

Off to Siberia. (Darker and colder.)

Or foreign lands. (Where they don't get older.)

Okay, America's less cold and grim,

but I want to make it perfect for him.