Numb. 1842 Canadian Sunset and Bran New Ambassador

Numb. 1299 Donnie's Zen Of Negotiation

I deal with nations

as business or women.

I set the price,

I take what is given.

(And then some.)

When the hurly-burly's done,

I say, “I'm not satisfied.”

And though I don't pay,

I collect the full refund.