Numb. 1037 Who Q? Why Q? No Clue? “Haiku” (a conspiracy theory)

Alas, Babylon. Alias QAnon. 

Insert a J where's there's a Q,

replace A with E, replace O with U,

eliminate Ns, substitute Ss …

all of a sudden, it coalesces. 

“Mirabile dictu”, people exclaim,

“Jesus and QAnon: ONE AND THE SAME!”