We daren't be unkind to Donald.
He is a sensitive lad.
Yes, he has, on occasion,
said things offensive
but only because he was saddened
by our inattention —
though he'd never mention it —
our disregard of his whatever whim.
We must not deny him.
We must mollify him.
Open your hymnal.
Sing him a hymn.
Must I remind you he is Our Father,
Himself (of course), and Holy Ghost?
No Hindu-Mohammedan,
no Dalai Lama can
approach His Wholesomeness
however often or loudly they boast.
The hokey-pokery that
flows from Rome's popery
Paganist-Satanist-Vatican throne
can never move us,
but only behooves us
to worshiply bless him,
so as not to stress him,
give him the keys to our
heart and our home.
He is our Donald.
He is our own.
