Donald Trump says residents of Greenland want to be part of US — Guardian
All I need is a handful*
of Greenland plantation
pineapple growers
to text requesting
that I annex them.
I’m a great guy.
I’m a great guy.
It’s a great buy.
When all's said and done,
another “Hawai’i”.
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*When I say “a handful"
I beg you recall
although I have two,
they are VERY small.