maybe a dose of Viagra.
Unless something's done (for Washington) quick
we're over the falls at Niagara
where we'll be splintered to bits on the rocks,
drowning in worthless loans, bonds, and stocks,
undone by Trump's Bankrupt-onomics
unless we stashed cash in Marvel comics —
pristine first editions, hermetically sealed,
providing a viable surety shield
against the market's conniption fits.
(At least until the meteor hits.)