Monday, October 26, 2020

Numb. 973 A Thoughtful Republican's Inner Monologue (or Overturning Mark 8:36)

“We’re not going to control the pandemic.” — Mark Meadows, White House Chief Of Staff

We've no need to control this virus.
No reason to make a big fuss.
Donald survived it. Completely unscathed!
To hell with the rest of us.
Anyways, I hear this virus
only kills Democrats.
Never a godly Republican Christian.
We, after all, do not eat bats.
Some gaily say, we've bats in our belfry,
what with our peculiar beliefs
in QAnon and magical thinking,
and, dare I say, our Commander-and-Thief
who led us, sweet Jesus, to total control.
(Although you could say at the cost of our soul …)
On the whole we believe, to put it neatly,
all things are justified if you win completely.

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