Numb. 1851 Fulla Bluster

Numb. 1820 Save America Act II

Numb. 1790 Voting Right

Numb. 1773 Election Security

Numb. 1762 Justice Samuel Fudd Rules On "Voting Whites"

Numb. 1677 Call The Midterms

Numb. 1655 An Inside Story (not page 1 worthy)

Numb. 1597 GOP Direction

   HEAR-AND-NOW, Nov. 15 — In today’s THE WALL STREET JOURNAL their Ed. Bored laments lack of GOP direction now that our government’s back in inaction. The BYSTANDER, as always wishing to be helpful, offered, off the top of his head, the following few (Ayn?) Rand-doom suggestions. (Since original posting to THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, list has been lightly revised.)

Plenty of things on GOP agenda yet to accomplish.

1. Repeal 20th century.
2. Repeal latter half of the 19th.
3. Outlaw labor unions.
4. Return baseball to 1903.
5. Return election of U.S. Senate to state legislatures.
6. Equate Democrat [ick] Party with Communism and ban it.
7. Amend Constitution to make U.S. Christian nation.
8. Repeal voting rights legislation.
9. Outlaw integration. (Except for sports.)
10. Adopt Ayn Rand's Constitution correction.
11. Make U.S. a condominium where unequal men vote shares based on wealth.
12. Repeal women's suffrage.
13. Strip American Indians of citizenship.
14. Cancel Labor and MLK holidays.
15. Impeach Earl Warren.
16. Restrict immigration to Christians of European heritage, with a preference for blue-eyes and blond hair.
17. Bring back Prohibition.
18. Impeach Earl Warren again just to be sure.
19. Forbid mention of Darwin.
20. Ban ALL use, including religious, of any language other than English. (And programming languages other than COBOL.)
21. Get rid of business interferences: anti-trust, consumer protection, clean air and water, environment, zoning, drug testing, food inspection, etc.

And that's just for starters.

So much to do, dear GOP-ers.

Did I mention impeaching Earl Warren?

Numb. 1497 Voting Rights Hacked and Expansion Joints

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (8/8/2025)

GOOGLE AI Overview (edited)

• purports to detail revisions to the Voting Rights Act

• tone and content suggest political satire or misinformation, not a factual news report

GOOGLE AI Overview (edited)

satirical newspaper headline 

• "TROMPE" is a play on "Trump," referencing "trompe l'oeil," an artistic technique that creates an illusion

• "THREATENS HE WILL NUKE OSLO IF NOT VOTED NOBEL" exaggerates the idea of demanding recognition, associating it with extreme threats for a peace prize ... Oslo is where Nobel Peace Prize is awarded

• "Ruined Radioactive Country To Be Handed To Denmark In 'Very Fair Exchange' For Greenland" references Trump's interest in purchasing Greenland from Denmark

• 'I EPITOMIZE PEACE BIGLY' uses "bigly," a term associated with Trump

• 'No Further Claims (Except Canada) In North Hemisphere', Australia, New Zealand Next pokes fun at the notion of territorial expansion