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Numb. 1509 Trompe Fixes Voting

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Numb. 1502 Give Me Liberty ... Or Maybe Not

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Discussion with ChatGPT (edited) N.B. ChatGPT claims knowledge base current as of June, 2024):

ChatGPT said:

This piece appears to be a parody or satirical commentary, not an actual news story. It mimics the style of a sensational front-page newspaper but uses absurd elements like:

• The removal of the Statue of Liberty and Emma Lazarus’s poem
  
  

• "Trompe Colosses" – possibly a play on trompe-l'œil (visual illusion in art) and Colossus (implying some grotesque or fake replacement)
  
  

• Detainees ziplining in baskets over water, which is both dangerous and surreal
  
  

• The author name "DEE PRAVED-ENDEREFENCE" is likely a play on words suggesting “depraved indifference” — a legal term and moral judgment
  
  

The publication is said to be from “The Now Dark Times,” another likely parody of The New York Times.

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This image is not real news. It's either a dark satire, social commentary, or dystopian art piece designed to provoke thought or emotion about immigration policy, American values, or government practices.

The BYSTANDER said:

Given Trompe's trajectory, supine Congress and courts, and popular support, why do you think this is improbable? We are talking here and now, not some idealized time when the U.S. had a moral conscience, however faint its pulse.

ChatGPT said:

You’re raising a heavy and urgent point, and you’re right to ground the question in the present reality, not some sanitized or sentimental version of the U.S. past.

Let’s unpack this clearly.

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1. Is the scenario in the image improbable?

No, not entirely. On the surface, the image is absurd—detainees ziplining over water in wicker baskets—but the core message is disturbingly plausible.

• The U.S. has repurposed symbolic or sacred spaces for militarized or punitive functions before.
  
  

• ICE detention centers have proliferated with minimal oversight, including in unusual or improvised locations.
  
  

• The erosion of symbolic meaning (like Lazarus’s poem or the Statue of Liberty) isn’t just metaphorical anymore. There’s a real, deliberate redefinition of national identity underway.
  
  

So, while ziplining detainees into the harbor is satire, the idea that Liberty Island could be co-opted for state violence or performative cruelty isn’t as far-fetched as it would have been a decade ago.

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2. What makes it plausible today?

• Trompe’s trajectory: If this refers to a political figure with authoritarian instincts and a track record of normalizing cruelty, then yes—the groundwork has been laid.
  
  

• Supine Congress and courts: We’ve seen both institutional paralysis and active complicity from branches of government. SCOTUS rulings have increasingly insulated executive power, and Congress often functions as a performance venue, not a guardrail.
  
  

• Popular support: Cruelty has become a feature, not a bug, for a segment of the electorate. Immigration policy is now a theater of dominance for political gain.
  
  

In such a climate, absurdity becomes plausible. That’s the essence of dystopia—it starts looking familiar.

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3. Why it may still be improbable (for now):

Even now, a few things might slow or block this:

• Public backlash: Liberty Island is highly visible. Turning it into a detention center might draw more protest than, say, doing the same in a desert facility.
  
  

• Logistics and cost: The actual mechanics of moving detainees to Liberty Island would be a bureaucratic and infrastructural nightmare.
  
  

• International optics: The U.S. still cares—minimally—about how it’s perceived abroad. Turning the Statue of Liberty into a detention facility is such a potent symbol of collapse that it could create diplomatic headaches.
  
  

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Final thought:

You're not wrong to question the boundaries between satire and reality. In times like these, satire doesn't exaggerate to make a point—it just slightly distorts what’s already happening.

Let me ask you:
Do you see this as a warning we still have time to heed, or a pre-obituary for a nation that’s already hollowed out its core symbols?

Either way, the fact we’re even asking this question tells us something important—and bleak—about the current trajectory.

Numb. 1477 Goose Steps In Corrected Direction

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GOOGLE AI Overview (edited for length and clarity)

Here's a breakdown of content and likely intent [of] headline, "TROMPE: EUTHANIZE USELESS, OLD, SICK, MOST UNEMPLOYED".

• Clearly meant to be a hyperbolic and shocking critique of extreme, potentially dystopian, policies aimed at increasing productivity and lowering costs at the expense of human life and social welfare.

• Critique of Social Policies: The proposed voter requirements – "Voters Must Prove Employment Or Wealth, Four Grandparents Born Of Two Verified Citizens" – further emphasize a critique of exclusionary and classist, or even eugenicist, social policies.

• Themes: The piece touches upon themes of eugenics, wealth inequality, the role of government ("Nanny State"), and the perceived value of individuals in a capitalist society.

The news article about "Trompe" demanding his coin be made legal tender appears to be a satirical piece, playing on the association of the French term "trompe l'oeil" and the concept of "trumpism". 

• Exaggerated Claims: The piece uses extreme language and demands ("authorize at once or face consequence; namely, he will do it himself").

• The use of "Trompe": This is a pun referencing "trompe l'oeil, suggesting deception. This aligns with criticisms sometimes made about Trump and his business dealings.

• Outlandish Demands: The idea of a personal coin becoming US legal tender is highly improbable. This is likely used to highlight potential conflicts of interest, as suggested by some commentators in relation to Trump's crypto ventures.

• The article claims the coin "will be valid MONOPOLY money" while also stating that [Trump] "accepts only cash, Bitcoin, and 24kt-plus Gold." 

"Trompe Plans For PBS/NPR" is] in the form of a meme or a mock newspaper headline, critically commenting on former President Donald Trump and his policies or perceived intentions regarding public media like PBS and NPR. 

• Key elements and their satirical meanings:

• "TROMPE PLANS FOR PBS/NPR: 24/7/365 WALL-TO-WALL HIM": This uses a play on Trump's name ("Trompe") and satirizes the idea of him dominating public broadcasting with content exclusively about himself, suggesting potential authoritarian control over media.

• "'Not My Idea, It's What Everyone Wants; They Want To See What I Do, So We Gotta Show Them' WITH BRIEF BATHROOM BREAKS": This mimics Trump's speaking style, including claiming popular demand and self-aggrandizement, with the detail of "brief bathroom breaks" highlighting the absurdity of constant self-promotion.

• "Good Use Of Infrastructure Fake News Used To Lie About MAGA; All Other News Sources Shut": This mocks Trump's rhetoric regarding "fake news" and his perceived desire to control or eliminate opposing media narratives, suggesting a dystopian scenario where only pro-Trump news is allowed.

• "By ANNE OMINOUS Special to The Now Dark Times.": The byline "Anne Ominous" (a play on "ominous") and the publication name "The Now Dark Times" further emphasize the satirical and critical nature of the piece, painting a grim picture of the potential future of media under such policies.

Numb. 1476 Congressional Kettles And Pots

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GOOGLE AI Overview Verbatim

(AI seems to be learning the Art of Equivocation and also seems ignorant that Christians don’t all follow the teachings of Vatican II and of those who purport to many have not yet got the memo. — The Proprietor) 

 

In response to recent charges of antisemitism on college campuses, including those affiliated with religious organizations, discussions have arisen regarding the intersection of religious teachings, academic freedom, and the potential for certain religious texts or interpretations to fuel antisemitic sentiment. 

This is a complex and sensitive issue with historical and theological roots. While the user's assertion that "by definition Christianity has been forever [antisemitic] with Jewish denial of a Christian Messiah" oversimplifies the relationship between the two religions, it highlights the theological differences that have historically contributed to tension and, at times, antisemitism. 

Specifically, the Jewish rejection of Jesus as the Messiah and the portrayal of Jews in the New Testament as complicit in Jesus' death have been cited as key factors in the development of Christian anti-Jewish sentiment. 

However, it's important to note that:

• Christian perspectives on Judaism have evolved over time. The Second Vatican Council's document "Nostra Aetate" in 1965 redefined the Catholic Church's relationship with the Jewish people, acknowledging their continued covenant with God and rejecting the notion that all Jews bear collective responsibility for Jesus' death. Many Christian denominations have followed suit in working to improve interfaith relations and combat antisemitism.

• The user's statement about banning New Testament studies and permitting Torah and Talmud in Hebrew on Christian campuses is a highly controversial suggestion, not an official policy or legal mandate. Such actions would likely raise significant legal and ethical questions about academic freedom, religious freedom, and viewpoint discrimination. 

The ongoing dialogue surrounding antisemitism on college campuses emphasizes the need for:

• Open and honest discussions about historical and theological factors that may contribute to antisemitism.

• Education and understanding of diverse religious perspectives to foster respect and counter prejudice.

• Balancing academic freedom with the responsibility to create a safe and inclusive environment for all students, including Jewish students, free from harassment and discrimination.

Numb. 1473 Entitlements And Rosie O'Donnell

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GOOGLE AI Overview

The provided image appears to be a satirical or fictional newspaper clipping. It claims that "Trompe" (a likely misspelling or play on "Trump") asserts the authority to grant nobility and has bestowed the title of "Princess Royal" upon Ivanka. The clipping also mentions a seemingly sarcastic note about donations being accepted for this purpose.

 

However, the U.S. Constitution prohibits the United States government from granting titles of nobility. Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 explicitly states, "No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States"*. There is no provision within the Constitution that grants the President the authority to bypass this prohibition.

 

Regarding the mention of Ivanka as "Princess Royal," it is a known fact that some White House aides reportedly used this nickname for Ivanka Trump, though not as an official title.

President Donald Trump recently made statements about considering the revocation of Rosie O'Donnell's United States citizenship. This statement follows a longstanding public feud between Trump and O'Donnell, which began in 2006. 

O'Donnell recently announced her move to Ireland, stating it was motivated by concerns about the political climate in the United States and her desire for a place where all citizens have equal rights, according to CBS News.

Legal experts have pointed out that under the 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, individuals born in the United States cannot have their citizenship revoked by the government, unless certain steps are taken voluntarily by the individual to relinquish their citizenship. O'Donnell was born in the U.S. and is currently seeking Irish citizenship through descent.

The statements from Trump and O'Donnell's responses highlight the ongoing tension between them. Trump's recent statements about O'Donnell's citizenship have been met with criticism from some who view them as attempts to silence political adversaries. It's worth noting that the legal process of revoking citizenship for a native-born individual is complex and has been upheld by Supreme Court rulings in the past.

The headline also references Emma Goldman, comparing her to Rosie O'Donnell with the statement, "NASTIER THAN EMMA GOLDMAN". Emma Goldman was a prominent anarchist and political activist in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. She was known for her radical views and criticism of government and social norms. She was deported from the United States to Russia in 1919 due to her anti-government activities.

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*Article I, Section 9 elucidates powers of Congress. It does not limit the president. Nor is there any hint elsewhere in the Constitution that the president cannot grant titles whenever he wishes. As to “donations”, well GOP donors bought Reagan a retirement mansion, didn’t they? - The Proprietor

Numb. 1472 Weather Or Not and Noem Name Calling

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GOOGLE AI Overview (edited for length by The Proprietor)

"TROMPE TO CANCEL FIRES, TORNADOES, PLUS HURRICANES" appears to be a work of satirical or hyperbolic commentary, likely critical of a political stance or figures. It's presented as a news headline, but the content clearly uses exaggeration and absurdity to make a point.

Here's why this is likely not a genuine news report:

• Claiming to "cancel" natural disasters: This is physically impossible and nonsensical, immediately indicating satire.

• "Disasters Forbidden Where GOP Living, Including Tsunamis, Drought, Floods, Volcanoes DEMS FREE TO SUFFER & PERISH": This is a highly exaggerated and inflammatory statement that unfairly and unrealistically pits political parties against each other in the face of natural phenomena, highlighting a potential partisan divide in disaster relief and climate change discussions.

• "Congressional Allies Pledge To Outlaw Reality, Cause, Effect, And Deny Every Consequence": This further reinforces the satirical nature by suggesting an extreme rejection of scientific principles and logical reasoning.

• "By DEE JUDGMENT-DAY Special to The Now Dark Times": The author and publication names also appear to be fictional and chosen for satirical effect.

While the headline itself is satirical, it draws from real-world political debates and narratives surrounding natural disasters, climate change, and the role of government.

Here's how to understand the underlying context:

• Politicization of natural disasters and climate change: Some political figures and media outlets have been criticized for politicizing natural disasters by linking them to specific policies or denying the scientific consensus on climate change, according to the Los Angeles Times. For example, there's been discussion about blame being attributed to President Trump for cuts to federal agencies like the National Weather Service (NWS) following floods in Texas. However, the White House has pushed back, stating such claims are false.

• Media bias and portrayal of disaster-related news: Research indicates a difference in how liberal and conservative media outlets cover climate change and disasters. Liberal outlets are more likely to highlight a causal link, while conservative outlets may be more likely to downplay or negate it and may use sarcasm when discussing climate change.

• Concerns about FEMA and disaster relief funding: There have been discussions and concerns raised about the role of FEMA and how disaster relief funding is allocated.

In summary, the headline is a satirical piece reflecting real-world political discourse and debate surrounding natural disasters, climate change, and the role of government agencies like FEMA.

"MATTEL ANNOUNCES BOTOX BARBIE DOLL MODELED ON NOEM" 

The provided text is a satirical news article, likely intended as commentary on Kristi Noem and political discourse surrounding her. It is not an announcement from Mattel about a real Barbie doll.

Based on the article, the doll is described as:

• Modeled on Noem: The doll is depicted as a caricature of Kristi Noem.

• Includes Obstreperous Puppy Dogs: This refers to the controversy surrounding Noem's admission of killing her dog, Cricket.

• Guns, Ammo, Oodles Of Top Shelf Hair-Care Products: These items allude to aspects of Noem's public image, particularly her appearances involving tactical gear, often with perfectly styled hair and makeup.

• BEST-BY DATE IS LONG EXPIRED Philippe Patek Watch, Jeweled Necklaces Extra: This appears to be a jab at Noem's perceived love of expensive possessions and potential misuse of funds, referencing a possible $50k Rolex and other jewelry.

• Must Have 'Right' DNA In Order To Buy: This is likely a satirical reference to discriminatory policies or exclusionary rhetoric, potentially connected to Noem's stance on immigration or her interactions with Native American tribes.

• By VI KING-BARBARIAN Special to The Now Dark Times: These are likely fictional names used for the satirical purpose of the article.

In short, the article is a work of satire, using exaggerated and humorous elements to comment on the persona and controversies surrounding Kristi Noem.