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RE: GUARDING REPUBLICAN PORN

How come Republicans don't mention porn

in their unending scorn of what has gone wrong?

Many “performers” (all of them Aryan)

show White Power tattoos under their thongs.

Others sport crosses. I’m at a loss.

“HOW DO YOU, ‘pal', know so much of the subject?”

To answer your question (your attempt at deflection):

it’s called oppo research. I check GOP “church"

to see what they’re up to, observe their corruption.

Back to the nub, bub, the GOP hubbub:

why is it they never talk about porn?

(Except when it’s bland. Like in Ayn Rand,

who is wrong on both: sex and economics.)

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CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (4/26/2025)

Numb. 1369 THE TRUMP COALITION

misinformed Zionists

well-informed NAZIs

racists

fraudsters

“Christians” on Missions with misfiring pistons

crooks

Ayn Randy voyeurs hooked up with lawyers

neo-Confederate ethical idiots

America “onliests” who think “firsters” sissies

GOP TRAD-isolationists

male sex-offenders 

coked-up pretenders on weekend benders

homeschooling advocates

Aryan Nations

Boys Proud of what?

FOX watchers 

Limbaugh listeners

(yes, Rush is dead,

but he never said

anything new —

reruns of old shows

surely will do)

Dunning-Kruger losers

down-market malcontents

billionaire egoists with too many kids

QAnon crypto enthusiasts

porn-loving incels

AND

foil-capped others

where we are thwarted

(foil foils our seeing

what their chips recorded)

Numb. 1144 NFL Sunday

It’s high time, NFL. Ya gotta think big.

Rebrand yourself White Football League.

To hell with Mahomes throw him off the bus.

Grow some cojones. Listen to us.

We love concussions. More violence, more sport.

But we're partic’lar ’bout with whom we comport.

We wee, skinny white boys cannot compete

with them bigger [redacted] — we’re too effete.

However much THEY may complain,

the darker their skin the less they feel pain.

What Founders thought they were creating

had nothing to do with desegregating.

Our Fathers foresaw an Aryan game.

What it’s become is a damned fucking shame.

(To you, rich team owners, who pick up the tabs,

think of your savings without the “McNabbs".)

Reclaim our game, return to our roots.

Us good ol' white boys ain’t no substitutes.