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PRESENT TENTS, FUTURE OUTDOORS

Sell or buy Elon's AI? 

Are robotaxis impractical?

Breakup with Donald?

Hamilton-Arnold?

Or was it cunning and tactical?

Did Elon replace blowhard know-not

with Afrikaner Tesla robot?

Think Merde-ox-FOX notices

a change in POTUSes?

GOP passes Rand-ayn swill.

Can FEMA remnants rebuild anthill?

Will we survive?

At best, perhaps.

Probable outcome:

see r/collapse.

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and WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT

WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT

I swear — on my honor — I never met … Elon?

All of those photos are fakes.

As is the “news” that I bought a “Tesla”.

(Which I did not drive ’case he fiddled the brakes.)

Like all those women who say I abused them,

not one of witch I ever met,

this Elon (?) guy — drug user, loser.

(Though I gotta admit, he gets dynamite ket.)

And though convicted, despite what they're tellin' ya,

when I grab some pussy, it isn't a felony.

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and CURRENT LAMENTS

CURRENT LAMENTS

Dumb Donald Trump is the absolute worst.

I want my mommie. He hit me first.

Black-eyed, evil Elon … mind is distorted.

If it was up to me, he’d be deported.

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Elon’s Oval departure is causing chatter.

It raises the question: Do Black Eyes Matter?

Haiyun Jiang for The New York Times

Reports of drug use ... of course, you're joking.

It's just he and Donald enjoy Diet Cokeing.

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MARK 14:7 KJV

For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always.

GOP-AYN RAND-TRUMP-MUCK clarification

What Jesus means —

CLEARLY! — 

is never raise taxes.

Raising taxes can

never be “good”.

We are in agreement
with Milton Friedman:
poverty's positive,
a prod, an incentive
to get loutish layabouts
off their worthless asses,
propelling them into
competitive classes.

A forerunner Capitalist,

Jesus foresaw economics

as he was foreseen

by John the Baptist.

Sadly, the poor will

forever be with us.

A few fit thriving —

WITHOUT HELP! —

on their own.

W(h)ither the weak?

Best left alone

for disease and starvation

to put out of their misery.

Jesus won't care.

He was NEVER here*.

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* ... ye may do them good: but me ye have not. ALWAYS!

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DONALD PHONE CLONE

Even if Elon could somehow clone Donald,

it would be 35 years before clone’d be president.

But if Elon could turn that big brain to AI,

TRUMP could be president until we all die.

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NUMBERS 4 NUMBSKULLS

2531: nines-complement inverse 8647.

Donnie T’s theory: murder conspiracy.

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FU TO YOUR PERFECTION

When Elon achieves 

    Brave New World II

        for HIMSELF, Alphas, and betas

with remaining gammas

    maintaining automatons

        doing the work of deltas and epsilons,

will Miranda wonder

    at “goodly creatures”

        or read them their rights

            and arrest them?

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BUY ANY OTHER NAME?

Cæsar doesn’t require title.

Why then, by God, do I?

“Cæsar” turned into Kaiser and Tsar.

TRUMP MUST GO TEN TIMES AS FAR!

                                  —————

Leon, L. Ron, Elon.

Trotsky, Hubbard, Muck.

Coincidental symmetry?

Some sort of plot?

Vowels, consonants …

what are consequences?

Marxist theology

to Scientology

to whatever

it is Elon is.

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NASTY SYMPATHIZERS

Elon and Donald

second rate duo

2-4-8-8

Donald goebles

disinformation

Elon’s salute

provides confirmation

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INTIMATIONS OF INFANTALITY

If I turn my brain into AI,

I can be president after I die.

Imagine the savings. Ending elections.

No one undoes my prodigious perfections.

I will be president for all afterlife

freeing U.S. from political strife.

And here’s the part I bigly do love,

I’ll also be God in heaven above.

PUTTIN' IT ALL IN PERSPECTIVE

1. 2025 Estimate U.S. Population (including undocumented residents): 350 million 

2. December 2024 Elon Musk Net Worth: $400 billion

3. 2025 Approximate Retail Price Model Y Tesla (less tax, title, destination charges, dealer prep): $100,000

4. 2024 Annual Cost For Food U.S. Per Person: $2,500

5. 2025 Price Of Big Mac (less tax): $5.29

6. TRUMP 3-DAY TARIFF MARKET DECLINE: $6 trillion

7. T3DTMD Per Person: $17,143 (or 6+ years of three squares a day)

8. T3DTMD In 2025 Model Y Teslas: 60 million vehicles

9. T3DTMD In December 2024 Elons: 15

10. T3DTMD In Terms Even Trump Gets, WELL OVER ONE TRILLION McDONALD'S BIG MACS