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and WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT

WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT

I swear — on my honor — I never met … Elon?

All of those photos are fakes.

As is the “news” that I bought a “Tesla”.

(Which I did not drive ’case he fiddled the brakes.)

Like all those women who say I abused them,

not one of witch I ever met,

this Elon (?) guy — drug user, loser.

(Though I gotta admit, he gets dynamite ket.)

And though convicted, despite what they're tellin' ya,

when I grab some pussy, it isn't a felony.

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