Numb. 1777 Size Places

Numb. 1775 Dealer's Choice

Numb. 1645 Watch Out, Canada!

Numb. 1550 Christian Soldiers | Taiwan | Gaza

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The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with roughly half of that decline coming this month.

- Washington Post

Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time

Trashing the dollar was always my plan.

Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.

Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.

BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.

More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.

Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.

The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.

J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.

Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.

Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.

Market declines. Biden’s not mine.

Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.

They say he’s senile, how would I know.

Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.

Defund universities. They do diversity.

Hello, TRUMPocracy.

Good night, democracy. 

Solve housing shortage

deporting millions.

Democ Rats cannot be citizens.

Voter ids must be signed by me.

Wish MTG looked like AOC.

Marjorie's just too butch for me.

Ignore Bernie Sanders.

Shout “Media Slanders!”

So much to do. So very busy.

Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.

Must, furthermore,

pose for Rushmore.

THEY call me monster. 

THEY call me creep.

I got the cards. 

Read ’em and weep.

So much in my head ...

And so to bed.

Numb. 1350 Fat Don's Further Territorial Ambitions plus Egging Him On

What other countries could I make states?

Ireland? Israel? Australia? New Zealand?

I’m hands-off on Taiwan — too far away.

(And Xi would say that's interfering.)

Places with resources and weak defenses

where they speak English so I’m comprehended.

Also, of course, where most people are white.

(Except U.K. where they’d put up a fight.)

The diamonds and gold in South Africa tempt me,

but other than ‘Elons’ folks there resent me.

Egging Him On

Humpty-Trumpty, egg price in heat. Humpty-Trumpty, crashes Wall Street. Congressional Toadies and Cabinet yes-men, can THEY deter fate? That is the question.

Numb. 1327 Trump Foreign Policy (other than Gaza, which, once he's done, will not be foreign)

“Ukraine” is right, fully Russian.

Like “Canada” is the U.S.’s

And “Taiwan” is China’s

Both “Koreas”, Kimmie’s.

(As I love to call him

because it's so whimsical.)

I could take Cuba,

linked to Puerto Rico,

haul ’em into OUR Gulf

and sink ’em.

GOP's Remorse/Regret?

Start sculpting Rushmore.

They haven't seen

anything yet.

Can't wait to see Putin,

my dear “Little Stallion”.😉😉😉😉

We'll have such fun.

I am Napoleon.

Who, someone told me,

did stuff with Russia.

What's that about?

Howdid it turn out?

Numb. 1203 Trump Geopolitics No. 1

China will take over Taiwan

the moment Trump is sworn in.

He's assured Xi, “I will be calm."

(Formosan people look Chinese to him.)

He’ll send US forces to help in Ukraine.

To fight alongside North Koreans.

(“Ukraine", he told Putin, “rhymes with Hussein,

so I am okay with killing civilians.")

When first as president

he proposed buying Greenland,

Denmark laughed in his face.

(He believes above precedents

will allow him to grab this icy, unseen land

as soon as he putts the Danes in their place.)