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Thursday, April 17, 2025
Numb. 1386
Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time
Trashing the dollar was always my plan.
Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.
Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.
BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.
More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.
Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.
The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.
J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.
Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.
Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.
Market declines. Biden’s not mine.
Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.
They say he’s senile, how would I know.
Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.
Defund universities. They do diversity.
Hello, TRUMPocracy.Good night, democracy.
Solve housing shortage
deporting millions.
Democ Rats cannot be citizens.
Voter ids must be signed by me.
Wish MTG looked like AOC.
Marjorie's just too butch for me.
Ignore Bernie Sanders.
Shout “Media Slanders!”
So much to do. So very busy.
Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.
Must, furthermore,
pose for Rushmore.
THEY call me monster.
THEY call me creep.
I got the cards.
Read ’em and weep.
So much in my head ...
And so to bed.
Monday, December 30, 2024
Numb. 1250 Survival Of The Numbest
Academic Danilo Brozović says studies of failed civilisations all point in one direction – today’s society needs radical transformation to survive — Guardian
If we contrive somehow to survive
catastrophes of our own making,
How many, I wonder, will be alive
to pick up whatever is left for the taking?
Will civilization crumble completely
and indoor plumbing be butt a memory?
Will we don hand-me-down animal skins
and wear hand hewn, stone-tooled accessories?
OR
will Donald and Elon provide a solution —
after rebooting the Constitution —
enabling thriving amidst destitution;
ignoring those who request restitution;
while unworldly Bernie rants, “Redistribution!";
drunk, Rudy grumbles, “Unjust persecution!";and Matt Gaetz, as ever, pursues prostitution?
Will there, instead, be a revolution?
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