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Trompe midnight musings whilst gulping twelfth Diet Coke
Nubile high schoolers not dressed in burqas.
Male paunches drool over hard workers.
Epstein tells Maxwell, “Lure them away.
Promise ‘tips’, offer ‘trips’, say ‘better pay’."
Change of location. (If not profession.)
Does no one wonder where dads and moms are?
Dateline Florida
CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (7/21/2025)
GOOGLE AI Overview (edited for length)
[H]eadline … [is] likely a satirical take on:
Donald Trump's alleged connections to Jeffrey Epstein and the Epstein sex trafficking ring … [suggesting] a scenario where the Republican party … acknowledges his potential awareness of Epstein's activities.
Political maneuvering and public perception. The phrase about "Trompe" being a "Dem" at the time before becoming a "Reborn Republican" satirizes the shifting political alignments and the attempts to reframe past associations.
Ghislaine Maxwell's role in the Epstein case. The mention of "Maxwell Calls Letter 'Big Fake', Receives A Backdated Pardon Plus A UGE Undisclosed Sum" alludes to Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein's associate, and sarcastically suggests a corrupt outcome related to her legal situation, implying a potential cover-up or unfair advantage.
GOOGLE AI Overview (edited for length)
Main Headline: "TROMPE ESCHEWING SUGGESTION HE WAS NEVER PERFECTION" – This headline appears to be satirical, possibly referencing a prominent figure and the idea of avoiding accountability or admitting flaws.
Sub-headlines:
"Says Merdox Guilty Of Treason, Revokes Family's Citizenship, 'Send The Lot To Guantanamo'" – This exaggerates political rhetoric and suggests extreme measures against perceived enemies, potentially satirizing media moguls like Rupert Murdoch, given the similar-sounding name.
"SEIZES WSJ/FOX/NEWS AMERICA" – This further ties into the potential satire of media control and power, referencing well-known media outlets.
"'If I Made And Signed Pictures Of Chicks In The Nude, Wudda Had Bigger Beautiful Boobs'" – This line injects crude, self-deprecating humor, possibly poking fun at vanity or perceived injustices in public perception.
Byline: "By SURINDAR ORDAI Special to The Now Dark Times.." – This fictional byline and publication name confirm the piece's satirical nature, as "The Now Dark Times" is not a recognized news organization.
Rich men are given
to carrying on, living
most hedonistically.
Case in point Epstein.
Case in point Musk.
Though never Trump ...
well, less specifically.
In HIM we trust.
It says so on money.
(Though for some reason,
funny and odd,
on coin and currency
Trump comes out “GOD”.)
AND something's wrong
with the pictures thereon.
Trump doesn't look strong,
trim, and fit.
In these grim depictions, putting it bluntly,
frankly, he looks like 💩.
He is, nonetheless,
our font of virtue,
living the good life
right to the brim.
A typical Christian.
(Albeit with money.)
How can anyone
not worship HIM?
