Numb. 1803 The Turn Of The Screwworm and Social Security

Numb. 1788 Heap Bad Medecine

Numb. 1754 MAGA, MAHA, HA, HA, HA, HA

Numb. 1646 Smart Dalek

Numb. 1624 TROMPE/rfk Hell Care Initiative

Numb. 1544 Quackery, UNeasy | Then, Now

        

Numb. 1530 Brain Food | Trompe-Epstein

Numb. 1525 Eat Cake | Lest Ye Be

Breatharianism

Numb. 1442 

WILL WE STILL BE HERE

TOMORROW (Click)

Last night Israel bombed I-ran

So how will I-ran re-spond

Both sides, it seems, have nu-cle-ar bombs

Will either be here tomorrow

Could be the last war ever

First nuke exchange ever

If it's a un-i-ver-sal call to arms

Then who will be here tomorrow

The nighttime quiet’s broken

with sirens blaring their alarms

Will there be anything but smoke when

the sun’s up, I so hope,

but I’ve qualms

Will this grim war expand to

Russia, U.S., other lands too

If everyone gets in on the fun

Then who will be here tomorrow

Will this grim war expand to

Russia, U.S., and other lands too

If everyone gets in on the fun

Then who will be here tomorrow

Then who will be here tomorrow

Then who will be here tomorrow

Then there will be no tomorrow

meanwhile

YOU’RE NOT SICK, YOU’RE JUST IN LOVE

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. on Wednesday announced eight new picks for a key immunization committee, including vaccine opponents. - Wall Street Journal

Bobby and Donnie:

We need vaccines no longer.

Fred N. got it wrong.

What kills YOU makes ME stronger.

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CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (4/25/2025)

Numb. 1357 A Mess Age From A Eye Chart, A Paean To Elon, plus (sadly) RFK

(Cover one eye. Read each letter.)

*  *  *

I never called Elon a “doge bag”.

Well, I don't mean it that way.

I suppose, sometimes, he could use a nose bag.

At least, when feeling his oats. Anyway,

let him go round, eyes set on Mars.

Meanwhile on Earth his head’s up his arse.

   *  *  *

The health secretary [Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.] has suggested allowing the [bird flu] virus to spread, so as to identify birds that may be immune. - New York Times

The more I observe how this pup carries on

the more I wish daddy had married Marilyn.

Meantime, why not give preschoolers guns?

By their teens we'll have means to see who'll misuse 'em.

Why not give kids measles instead of vaccines, and see which survive into their teens? Breed for immunity. Save the community. Pity to miss such a great opportunity.

Numb. 1289 Inquisition: Republican Railing At RFK Jr. (with, we presume, unplanned TMI)

Linkage between fructose and diseases —
Alzheimer's, cancer, and diabetes — 

not a single one among these frailties
has been confirmed by Republican studies.

These maladies are all known to occur,

regardless of fructose, with Christian prayer.
While this DOESN'T imply prayer causes cancer,
some could conjecture it isn’t the answer.
Nor has prayer, ever, been shown effective

’gainst something in this disease collective.
That, AS I AM SURE YOU MUST BE AWARE,
DOES NOT empower you to outlaw prayer.
Producing fructose keeps farms in business.
And farmers are Republican Christians.
To this appointment, I cannot concur, sir.

And having said that, Good day to YOU, sir!

Numb. 1281 Headlines

Democrats Rig Monday Weather

Keeping Trump People At Home

Though His Feet Never Get Cold,

Donald Moves Crowning Indoors

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Kennedys Borrow Doc Brown's DeLorean

To Bring Ethel K. A Dose Of Mifepristone

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Rather Than Pay To Rebuild LA,

Trump Will Return It To Mexico

    Reveals To FOX He's Seeking A Refund

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Trump On Truth Social: “Bird Flew?

Okay! God And I Design 'em To Fly"

Freeland Running To Replace Trudeau;

In US Nobody Cares And No One Knows

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Israel - Gaza Cease Fire Begins

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Israel - Gaza Cease Fire Ends

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And One Actual Headline

Elizabeth Warren Urges Trump To Beef Up Ethics Rules As Musk Takes Key Role — Guardian

The BYSTANDER responds:

Dear Ms. Lizzie, Trump - Ethics? Don't bother! We humbly suggest saving your breath.

As ever,

The Bystander

Numb. 1224 Trump & RFK Jr Will Not Leave Us Breathless

Inedia (Latin for 'fasting') or breatharianism (/brɛˈθɛəriənɪzəm/ breth-AIR-ee-ən-iz-əm) is the claimed ability for a person to live without consuming food, and in some cases water. It is a pseudoscientific practice, and several adherents of these practices have died from starvation or dehydration. — Wikipedia

Coming next from Donald, RFK Jr, & Co.:

do away with all food.

(Also, maybe water?)

Imagine the savings to be accrued!

Plus no need for illegal crop pickers,

busboys, or food deliverers.

And there’d be a definitive end to E. coli food poisoning.

And we could empty reservoirs and use water for fracking.

(We’ll figure out later what to do about fires.)

If we don't need food,

then we don't need farmers

which will yield a surplus of farmer's daughters.

Their make-great-again savior? A.G. Matt Gaetz,

rescuing them from worse-than-death fates!

This is butt a few of the many ideas,

these geniuses provide us out of their rears.

Numb. 1212 We Thought, We Were, Therefore?

Newspapers are always shouting “GUN VIOLENCE!”.

Typical liberal media tactics.

What it is, in truth and in fact, is

advanced enhancements in target practice.

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Our Founding Fathers

did not invent

“advise and consent”

to circumvent Trump,

our REAL president.

Their TRUE intent

was to prevent

intervention by Satan

in covenant government.

 

Senators, Congressmen,

you must not hamper him.

Act quick, don't think,

rubber stamp, pamper him.

*    *    *

RFK Jr. thinks vaccines are a plot.

Anyone taking them he'd order shot.

*    *    *

 

Children under 18 should have a vote

which their dads can legally cast for them.

Women, of course, will have their own.

However, when voting, they can't be alone.

A husband (or father) must be by their side

to aid and advise and help them decide.

Numb. 1143 Leftovers

- 1 -

Darn Old hates Hatians above all other nations.

He's completely convinced they eat cats.

Fearing they could seize his favorite pussies,

he frantically waves pudgy paws shouting, “SCAT!”

                                    - 2 -

Does Darn Old have his own gun?

Would Secret Service trust him with one?

His sad old brain is so clearly kaput,

they fear he’ll shoot himself in the foot.

                                    - 3 -

Contrary to all that you may have read:

food pois’ning can not make a brain worm drop dead.

Kennedy case coroner said, “In my opinion,

the wee beastie died of malnutrition.”

                                    - 4 -

Full grown human beings are mostly deplorable,

tho’ babies (like kittens) at times seem adorable.

                                    - 5 -

Elon Musk does not have “free will”.

Capitalists do not DO free.

And if this “will” came with a bill

what would cost-benefit be?

Since there could never — ever! — be any,

He would not part with a single penny.