Numb. 1806 On Cana Dissemblance and Restoring America

Numb. 1803 The Turn Of The Screwworm and Social Security

Numb. 1755 Peace Foraged Cold

Numb. 1679 Trompe Protection Racket

Gotta have Canada

for secure northern border

Gotta have Greenland

to protect Canada

Gotta have Iceland

to protect Greenland

Gotta have Britain

to protect Iceland

Gotta have France 

to protect Britain

Gotta have Germany

(plus Spain and Italy)

to protect France

No need for Ireland 

or Portugal, 

but they are there,

what the hell after all

Gotta have Poland

to protect Germany

(Austria, Hungry, 

Baltics, Balkans as well)

Denmark, Norway,

Sweden, Finland

Maybe, Romania,

so hard to tell)

Switzerland

I'll need for the banks

Holding the money

I'm given in thanks

Belgium, Netherlands, Liechtenstein,

fill the gaps betwixt and between

Monaco's casino

I gotta grab it

Don’t really need it,

but it’s a habit

San Marino, Andorra,

Vatican City

Leaving them there

would be a pity

Greece, Turkey,

Israel, Jordan

Syria’s wearying

but I'd like Lebanon

Iraq for the sake of old times

Ethiopia, Egypt,

Sudan, Somalia, 

the Gulf States, Yemen

Saudi Arabia

all need protection

I’ll be their savior

North African coast states

swimming in oil

mine by rights, one and all

Don't want Iran 

or Afghanistan,

but Alexander had ’em

so I guess I can

Armenia, Georgia —

those misplaced votes

(if  Vlad will permit me)

And, of course,

the west hemisphere

Then Indo-Pacific

HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?

Numb. 1663 Sir Prize's Surplus Surprise

Numb. 1646 Smart Dalek

Numb. 1623 All In A Dazed Work

TROMPE REBRANDS DAYS OF THE WEAK

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By The Disocciated Pressed 

 WASHING HANDS, Tro. 8 — Presentdent Donald J. Trompe today, noting that days of  

the week are named for pagan gods (Thursday for Thor) and more alarmingly goddesses 

(Friday for Frigg) or heavenly bodies representing even older deities (sun  and moon for

Sunday and Monday), decreed that they be changed on his "new, official,  improved, per-

fect" Trompean Calendar. 

  Effective effective immediately, days will be called:

    Monday - Onedi

    Tuesday - Twodi 

    Wednesday - 3D 

    Thursday - Fordi 

    Friday - Fidi

    Saturday - Pardi 

    Sunday - Don-T

  "Patronize, women, man, fiddle, tea, he," he added shyly smiling as is his wont.

Numb. 1552 War And Peace In Trompe's Time

Numb. 1538 Donnie Trompe, Donnie Trompe Where Has He Been

Numb. 1521 Vatican Dew For You

Numb. 1520 On The Good Ship Citizen

Numb. 1516 Native Gambols | Currency | Citizens