

Trompe condemns
TIME cover photo —
‘worst of all time,
crown tiny, unfair' —
while world awaits
‘Peace Plan' unraveling,
deeming its chances
thin as his ‘hair'.
Numb. 1365
BONDI GAMES & GAGS
Bondi Suggests Signal Chat Episode Is Unlikely to Be Criminally Investigated - New York Times
Between you and me, it’s perfectly clear:
nothing to see going on here.
‘Leak’ is not drastic. No need to get frantic.
But I’d watch my back were I The Atlantic.
NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
could I give me Noble Peas Prize?
Or order a fake one from Amazon. Surely
I'm worthy in Jeff Bozo’s eyes.
I could, I suppose, like ol' Fred Noble
create a prize in my name just for me.
TRUMP Wiseguy Prize*, here on Truth Social
if somebody somewhere would cough up some money.