Numb. 1758 Enough Rope?

Numb. 1291 Charmin Don Muses On Capital/ol Punishment

Biden, a sicko, pulled one nasty trick. Oh
in effect, emptying Federal Death Row.
So I gotta pick me slick lawyers quickly
to fill it back up so as to show I’m tough
on crime (some of the time) provided,
of course, crimes aren’t mine or those
of supporters following orders
attacking the Capitol. Love my marauders!
If I give ’em mortars … put ’em on borders …
hint ’em to hunt down fuck-me reporters …

ICYMI

Trump pardons Ross Ulbricht, founder of Silk Road drug marketplace

Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that he had granted a “full and unconditional” pardon to Ross Ulbricht, the founder of the illegal online drug marketplace the Silk Road. — Guardian

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Mel & Lee (Trump & Van Cleef) Ready For Not OK Corral

Numb. 1247 Donnie Solve Crime

I hereby proclaim shoot to kill orders
for all criminals including jaywalkers.
Jaywalking being a gateway crime,
it cannot be stopped by doing time.
We need to blow these hombres away,
to put an end to decline and decay.
Capital punishment! That's my mandate.
Shoot everyone, make America great.