Numb. 1361 A Teaser For A Survival Sit Calm

PROMO

Fat Donald stars

as Big Brother

in an Orwellian

wish-it-weren't-true fantasy

Rupert Merde-Dock 

costars as Mary Shelley. 

SCREEN BLURB AT RISE

Government of, by, and for billionaires

with everyone else kicked down spiral stairs.

(And for tax reasons, despite divorce, 

she gets interred on Jersey golf course.)

VOICEOVER

Can conned servitors fail to assail

Fat Man/Big Brother’s freeing of jailed

violent offenders? Will his next trick be

renaming D.C. District of Dixie?

END CREDITS QUESTION

Can country — or mankind! — survive

if no one remembers we’re in this together,

that nobody, ever, gets out alive?

Numb. 1293 Cut Out Of Trump - Hannity Sit-down

Unlike Mao, who killed mostly his own — there were plenty so nobody cared — Stalin and Hitler did unto OTHERS. You do the math. Compare how they fared. Speaking of Hitler, he did many good things. Like making the trains run on time. On the train thing … was that Mussolini? Or Giuliani? Who cares? He did fine. Anyway, I prefer planes to trains. Railroads are too nineteenth century! The kind of thing Joe Biden can ride in to but not from the penitentiary. Let’s talk about misinformation regarding pardons for January 6. Perfect, respectful pro-TRUMP demonstration 'til cops with their faces attack heroes' fists. When I've accomplished my MAGA magic the country will, once again, be great and free forever and ever and if not, WHATEVER! There is no America, not without me.

Numb. 1291 Charmin Don Muses On Capital/ol Punishment

Biden, a sicko, pulled one nasty trick. Oh
in effect, emptying Federal Death Row.
So I gotta pick me slick lawyers quickly
to fill it back up so as to show I’m tough
on crime (some of the time) provided,
of course, crimes aren’t mine or those
of supporters following orders
attacking the Capitol. Love my marauders!
If I give ’em mortars … put ’em on borders …
hint ’em to hunt down fuck-me reporters …

ICYMI

Trump pardons Ross Ulbricht, founder of Silk Road drug marketplace

Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that he had granted a “full and unconditional” pardon to Ross Ulbricht, the founder of the illegal online drug marketplace the Silk Road. — Guardian

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Mel & Lee (Trump & Van Cleef) Ready For Not OK Corral

Numb. 1263 Do Not Want Ads

Unemployed Syrian torturer

if needed could be debaucherer

proficient in skills still in demand

could be trump card in the right hand

seeking safe place to emigrate

would prefer one-party state

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Soon to be freed political prisoner,

QAnon, MAGAthon, toxic FOX listener

cannot believe Donald's a liar

seeking position as climate denier

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Handsome,

ex-Congressman,

devastating debater

seeking job other

than busboy or waiter

willing to do

whatever comes next

will go on daetz 😉

pay teens for sex😛

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Retired desirable middle-aged model

Experienced listener to infantile twaddle

In SAD relationship with know-nothing know-it-all

No interest at present in anything coital

Numb. 1261 Unbiased Opinion Of A Jan. 6 Participant

It was very scary on 6 January

when peaceful assemblies fought back,

tearful and fearful but always cheerful,

against vicious Deep State attackers

who beat themselves silly

(and diddled their willies)

as affable citizens stared

aghast at their madness,

their infinite badness 

but refused to respond ’cuz they cared

about law and order, defending borders

from invasions of Hispanic criminals

eager to slaughter, rape wives and daughters.

Despicable groups. And individuals.

We showed our bravery combating knavery

and now we will reap our reward.

Trump triumphant. Vengeance abundant.

Let’s kill the bastards. Let's praise The Lord.

Numb. 1230 Trump II Day I

Presidential Decree #I

January 20, 2025

Rules, regulations,

laws signed by Biden

I declare null and void.

Judges appointed

are dis-appointed.

Requisite force

will be deployed.

Saving our nation:

Slow Joe's usurpation

has, today, come to an end.

Those who supported it

I order deported.

As they say in UK,

“There, now I sorted it.”

Pardons make sense

for Jan 6 “offenders".

Arrests commence:

Dems, Cheney, Pence.

(PLUS any who,

I say, betrayed me

or in some way,

I think, disobeyed me.)

Marshall law

will be enforced

by pillow guy

Mike Lindell’s posse.

Terrific pillows.

He likes me a lot!

And HE does NOT

call me a NAZI.

Cabinet shapes up —

fabulists, rapists,

entirely fact-free.

In fact, like me.

Project two-oh-two-five.

So much to undo.

What to include

in Decree #II?

Disbanding Congress?

Closing the courts?

Include Pussy Grabbing

among Bigly sports?

Appoint Tucker Carlson —

for obvious reasons —

to head up my new

Department of Demons?

Has there ever been

anyone as clever as me?

Person, man, woman,

camera, TV!