Of course, I am going to Bill Clinton’s funeral.
Melanie’s SAD that he’s dead.
Hold on a sec. Someone said Carter?
I guess I will go there instead.
Of course, I support House Speaker “Johnson".
If he does not win it's a shame.
Tell ya the truth, I don't like him much,
but I get it off saying his name.
Of course, when I return to “The Oval",
first order of business: call Vlad
to coordinate Ukraine's ending date.
So long, Zelenskyy. So SAD.