Numb. 1928 Ukraine Rue Let and META Fine Time

Numb. 1800 Prison Reform plus Resume Change

Trump pardons former Republican congressman convicted of insider trading

Donald Trump pardoned Stephen Buyer of Indiana, who served nearly two years in prison after conviction

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Numb. 1766 Cold Case

Numb. 1746 Donald's Pardoners Tale

Trump deletes post with AI image of himself as Christ-like figure after outcry

Numb. 1612 Begging Your Indulgence

Also see click and click.

Numb. 1592 Tho' No Rose Garden, Still Pardons

Numb. 1286 Donnie On Pardoning

Everyone Biden preemptively pardoned

I hereby indict for presumed future crimes

to disprove assumption I haven’t the gumption

to go after corruption, especially mine

my sons, my daughters, or certain supporters,

though at hands-in-pants-Rudy I draw the line,

for though he supports me, I owe him a check

and when he's up the river, he can’t collect.

Numb. 1245 Pardon Me, Donald

Anything that a Republican does

I do not consider a crime.

On the other hand ... Democrats? YES!

BUT THEY ARE NOT masterminds.

I pardon each and every Republican

for “crimes” planned or committed.

Democrats? Deport or lock ’em up.

At the very least have ’em committed.

Numb. 1230 Trump II Day I

Presidential Decree #I

January 20, 2025

Rules, regulations,

laws signed by Biden

I declare null and void.

Judges appointed

are dis-appointed.

Requisite force

will be deployed.

Saving our nation:

Slow Joe's usurpation

has, today, come to an end.

Those who supported it

I order deported.

As they say in UK,

“There, now I sorted it.”

Pardons make sense

for Jan 6 “offenders".

Arrests commence:

Dems, Cheney, Pence.

(PLUS any who,

I say, betrayed me

or in some way,

I think, disobeyed me.)

Marshall law

will be enforced

by pillow guy

Mike Lindell’s posse.

Terrific pillows.

He likes me a lot!

And HE does NOT

call me a NAZI.

Cabinet shapes up —

fabulists, rapists,

entirely fact-free.

In fact, like me.

Project two-oh-two-five.

So much to undo.

What to include

in Decree #II?

Disbanding Congress?

Closing the courts?

Include Pussy Grabbing

among Bigly sports?

Appoint Tucker Carlson —

for obvious reasons —

to head up my new

Department of Demons?

Has there ever been

anyone as clever as me?

Person, man, woman,

camera, TV!