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The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with roughly half of that decline coming this month.

- Washington Post

Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time

Trashing the dollar was always my plan.

Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.

Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.

BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.

More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.

Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.

The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.

J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.

Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.

Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.

Market declines. Biden’s not mine.

Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.

They say he’s senile, how would I know.

Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.

Defund universities. They do diversity.

Hello, TRUMPocracy.

Good night, democracy. 

Solve housing shortage

deporting millions.

Democ Rats cannot be citizens.

Voter ids must be signed by me.

Wish MTG looked like AOC.

Marjorie's just too butch for me.

Ignore Bernie Sanders.

Shout “Media Slanders!”

So much to do. So very busy.

Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.

Must, furthermore,

pose for Rushmore.

THEY call me monster. 

THEY call me creep.

I got the cards. 

Read ’em and weep.

So much in my head ...

And so to bed.

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REPUBLICAN IDEAL

We are American Hezbollah!

God placed His trust in us.

We favor theocracy

disguised as democracy.

Founders founded a government

of-by-for WHITE PROTESTANT men

whose wives vote how they tell them.

With Trump we've achieved Earthly perfection.

We’ll never need another election.

Pope-like, Trump will appoint senators

who will in due course select his successors.

BUY ANY OTHER NAME (a Donnie Scheme) 

Why does this great American river

have a Mexican name? It gives me shivers.

Disgraceful, distasteful, disgusting, insane.

I gotta tell ya, Obama's to blame.

Why don’t I sell naming rights?

OR say I'll lease ’em and see who bites?

All offers considered. Profit and fun.

Confederate rebels particularly welcome.

Numb. 1326 GOP American Endgame Strategy (A Tragedy)

The RNC does not like democracy.

In fact, we don’t like the name of our party.

Since, for some time, we’ve favored theocracy,

we have rebranded: God’s Only Party.

While a good president like Donald is fine,

due diligence dictates we look down the line,

anticipating some sad future time

when Satan reclaims that office divine. 

The Constitution must be amended correcting mistakes Founders never intended, White Male Protestant clergy empowered

to elect from their number an “Ayatollah” to oversee President, Congress, and Courts

(who, doing voodoo, with demons consort), so that we, nearly, may mirror Iran,

as these damn deities probably planned.

Numb. 1204 Death Demographic

I think liberal media just missed the mark,

democracy died in the light, not the dark.

Yet they keep on typing, fingers all crossed,

convincing  themselves that all isn't lost.

Such whistling past graveyards is worse than perverse

when you’re in the coffin and it’s in the hearse.