Numb. 1840 Force Multiplier And Gaza Piece

Trump’s Board of Peace drops full

Gaza recovery plan in favour of tiny pilot scheme

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Numb. 1568 Covert Open Secrets Plus Future Past

(Originally published Saturday, June 14, 2025. Click)

Numb. 1550 Christian Soldiers | Taiwan | Gaza

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The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with roughly half of that decline coming this month.

- Washington Post

Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time

Trashing the dollar was always my plan.

Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.

Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.

BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.

More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.

Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.

The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.

J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.

Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.

Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.

Market declines. Biden’s not mine.

Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.

They say he’s senile, how would I know.

Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.

Defund universities. They do diversity.

Hello, TRUMPocracy.

Good night, democracy. 

Solve housing shortage

deporting millions.

Democ Rats cannot be citizens.

Voter ids must be signed by me.

Wish MTG looked like AOC.

Marjorie's just too butch for me.

Ignore Bernie Sanders.

Shout “Media Slanders!”

So much to do. So very busy.

Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.

Must, furthermore,

pose for Rushmore.

THEY call me monster. 

THEY call me creep.

I got the cards. 

Read ’em and weep.

So much in my head ...

And so to bed.

Numb. 1319 Memo

memo

To: YHWH

From: DJT

Okay. Here’s the deal. 

I’m taking Gaza.

Stay the fuck outta my way.

Whudda you got? 

War and disaster.

Four thousand years?

Crumbling like plaster.

I develop, I build. 

You do destruction.

Maybe, YA THINK, 

time for construction?

If you’re in vicinity

taking time off,

gimme a call, 

we’ll shoot some golf.

Numb. 1316 Donnie's Totally Thought-out Gaza Plan

Why can’t I move Gazans to Oklahoma

and give them their own reservation?

They’ve suffered war and they’ve endured trauma —

Oklahoma would seem a vacation.

I’ll set them up with war surplus huts.

On the res, build them gorgeous casinos.

All they gotta do is get offa their butts,

start walking in a westward direction.

Once they’re settled, learned English, converted

from perverted Mohammedan lifestyle,

they’ll become good Christian Republicans.

(Although, inshallah, that might take a while.)

Numb. 1312 Broken News

US's Two Presidents

Elon has MORE money than Donnie,

therefore, it follows Elon is smarter.

Though, technically, Donnie is president,

it’s actually Elon who sets the agenda.

Elon, shy and autistic, does the hard work.

Donnie — louche, narcissistic. Both of 'em jerks.

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Geo Graf Fee/No a Count?

Does Donnie think the Suez Canal is located somewhere in Gaza?

What is his thing now with canals? “So why not Gaza? I owned The Plaza."

Or is he thinking, “Make Gaza my Middle East hub,

get backstage pass for Gaza Strip Club”?

Numb. 1303 Donnie Develops (it's what he does)

When I buy a building that people live in

I prod them to move until they give in.

Or they can stay, take their chances with

the undesirables I fill vacancies with.

As legal owner, I must be unfettered,

allowed to knock down, rebuilding better.

Total win-win. I get, they give.

I build what I want, they get to live.

Give me the go-ahead, give me empty Gaza,

I'll build shabbat hotels that rival the Plaza.

( Suddenly serious, he dons kid gloves.)

Speaking of Auschwitz* ...

Why commemorate anything crappy 

when you can profit, make people happy?

Let me demolish it, build a golf course.

Real estate cannot be a source of remorse.

(He executes, smiling, the Elon salute.)

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* which nobody was

Numb. 1170 Darn Old Remembers

Donald J. Trump suggested in a radio interview on Monday that he had visited war-torn Gaza in the past, a place there is no record of him visiting. When asked to clarify, a campaign aide said that Gaza is “in Israel” and that Mr. Trump has visited Israel. — The New York Times

(sung to the tune of “On The Street Where You Live")

To Gaza I have been before.

Played the course. 

I guess it was before the war.

I had loads of fun.

Eighteen holes-in-one.

Now they say my great mind’s like a sieve.

I can feel the breeze 

in that Gaza town.

I recall I heard dogs bark

each time I played a round.

My golf ball soars

soon as I yell “Fore”.

Now they say my great mind’s like a sieve.

And their empowering feeling

just because they knew I was near.

The applause, the waving, the cheering

as I shift my golf cart to passing gear.

It is so unfair. It still bothers me.

The mem’ry of my trip is such a part of me.

Let the facts deny. It is not a lie.

Just that my great big mind's like a sieve.