Numb. 1840 Force Multiplier And Gaza Piece

Trump’s Board of Peace drops full

Gaza recovery plan in favour of tiny pilot scheme

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Numb. 1805 Warp Planning and Criminal Just US

Numb. 1754 MAGA, MAHA, HA, HA, HA, HA

Numb. 1739 Render Unto

Numb. 1715 On The Warped Path

Numb. 1706 All We Are Saying Is Give Pete A Chance

Numb. 1626 What's It All About, Aldous? (or Maurading Mediocracy)

The PROBLEM is GAMMAS

who think themselves ALPHAS

with which our planet’s beset.

I give you a major pretended general …

you’ve seen him on FOX …

guy name of Hegseth?

Whether it’s Marx or Alice O’Connor

(NOT the “Mrs. O’C” in Handmaid’s Tale!),

these — at best! — third-raters,

left back third graders,

claiming success for calamitous failures.

With DELTAS and EPISILONS,

we other GAMMAs

accept our stations,

minding our manners,

obstreperous GAMMAS

left to ALPHAS and BETAS,

knowing, full well, sooner or later

TIME upends ALPHAS and BETAS.

As Keynes said:

In the long run, we’re dead.

If you insist this matters at all,

consider the end of Neanderthals.

Numb. 1614 Coming Detractions

Numb. 1503 D.C. Pacification And Women's Roll

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Numb. 1499 God Bless America (and deliver us from Christians)

Hegseth reposts Christian pastor who believes in making US a Christian theocracy

Pastor Doug Wilson advocates for recriminalizing homosexuality and removing women's right to vote. - Jerusalem Post

THE BIBLE does not give women rights.

God hates gays but is okay with slavery.

Heaven's just for Republicans, though not a republic.

For heaven on Earth, we need a KINGDOM.

Please, sweet Jesus, help and salvation,

make the U.S. a TRUE CHRISTIAN NATION.

Numb. 1493 Whatisname Gone From Pentagon

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GOOGLE AI Overview (edited, mostly to remove stuff — lots — AI got wrong)

• jab at Donald Trump's leadership style

• satirizing claims often associated with Trump

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A MAJOR MISTAKE

This Hegseth affair shows why generally speaking

it is ‘not done’ putting a major in charge.

Notwithstanding his Donald devotion,

his apotheosis is an unearned promotion.

Given his history, there can be no quarrel,

that he trumps Donald in being immoral.

Numb. 1398 MAJOR PETE HIGSETH SINGS

I am the very model of a modern Angel Gabriel

a misogynistic gadabout missing marbles intracranial

Colorful, quixotic and it must be said quite flavorful

An Aryan philanderer with problems be-hav-iorial

I suppose that your could call me an avow-ed white supremacist

since I’m fearful of the people I perceive as nemesis

Were Congress e’er to query me concerning my peculiar views

I’d cheerfully assure them that I’m in agreement with FOX News.

An officer and a gentleman who causes damsels great distress

My relationships with women are quite often acrimonious

In short I am like Trump who is a little criminal

I am the very model of a modern Angel Gabriel

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TOUGH SLEDDING AHEAD

Trump reiterates desire to control Greenland as Vance visits the country

Speaking to service members, Vance said Denmark had "not done a good job by the people of Greenland" - Washington Post

If you come with us as unequal people

we'll turn you in to a cold Puerto Rico.

Or St. Thomas, St. Croix, North 'lantic Guam.

For unlike Denmark, we WILL do you harm.

Just look at our history and you can see

how we have done with our “owned" D.C.

HISTORY TRUMPED

Trump executive order on Smithsonian targets funding for programs with 'improper ideology'

Trump claimed there has been a "concerted and widespread" effort over the past decade to rewrite American history by replacing "objective facts" with a "distorted narrative driven by ideology rather than truth," adding that it casts the "founding principles" of the United States in a "negative light." - AP

America IS/WAS/WILL-ALWAYS-BE perfect

because by OUR GOD we’ve been blessed.

Natives exterminated, Africans trafficked?

If that ever happened it was at GOD's behest.

We will get GREATER forever and ever.

Our motto: SHOOT FIRST, ask questions never.

MUCH ADO ABOUT INK-DOO-DOO

Pete Hegseth's Arabic tattoo stirs controversy: 'clear symbol of Islamophobia'

Critics say US defense secretary's tattoo of the word kafir, meaning 'infidel' or 'non-believer' could offend Muslims - Guardian

BIG FUCKING DEAL! I'm a crusader. I'm a self-labeled ‘KAFFIR'.

Ya think I give a shit about Muslims? It's the damned Yids that I fear.

If that photo leaks, I am shit out of luck.

You know? My Trump stamp? “נשק לי את התחת שמוק"?*

——————

*“KISS MY ASS SCHMUCK"

A RAM DEM TAUT TO CALYPSO BEAT

Trump, D., dump truck, him goan bild wall

Hey-donny-dumb-fuck, doan see ad all

Congress mon toady cabinet yes-mon:

mon, why you us caus in-DEI-jest-shun?

REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?

"We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.... We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just round the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power." — George Orwell, 1984

Numb. 1294 Hegseth Your Head's Tom Foolery

Revealed: Trump Pentagon nominee endorsed extremist Christian doctrine on podcast

In newly uncovered recordings, Pete Hegseth rails against feminism, ‘critical race theory’, and even democracy itself — Guardian

We are US GOP,
God’s Only Party,
American Hezbollah, 
THE Christian Party of God.
Clearly, we do not need Sharia.
Too Liberal for us. Obviously.
We have no sins
for which to atone.
The rest of you do.
For that we’ve got stones.