Numb. 1804 Nonteenth Amendment and Porn Awards

Numb. 1617 Make America Beautiful

Numb. 1503 D.C. Pacification And Women's Roll

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Numb. 1299 Donnie's Zen Of Negotiation

I deal with nations

as business or women.

I set the price,

I take what is given.

(And then some.)

When the hurly-burly's done,

I say, “I'm not satisfied.”

And though I don't pay,

I collect the full refund.

Numb. 1212 We Thought, We Were, Therefore?

Newspapers are always shouting “GUN VIOLENCE!”.

Typical liberal media tactics.

What it is, in truth and in fact, is

advanced enhancements in target practice.

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Our Founding Fathers

did not invent

“advise and consent”

to circumvent Trump,

our REAL president.

Their TRUE intent

was to prevent

intervention by Satan

in covenant government.

 

Senators, Congressmen,

you must not hamper him.

Act quick, don't think,

rubber stamp, pamper him.

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RFK Jr. thinks vaccines are a plot.

Anyone taking them he'd order shot.

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Children under 18 should have a vote

which their dads can legally cast for them.

Women, of course, will have their own.

However, when voting, they can't be alone.

A husband (or father) must be by their side

to aid and advise and help them decide.

Numb. 1195 Darn Old, The Great Protector

Donald Trump vows to be protector of women ‘whether they like it or not’ -- The Guardian

Oh-oh yes I'm the great protector

of women and young girls as well

I protect them so much they flinch at my touch

and sue me and say “Go to hell"

Oh-oh yes I'm the great protector

Alive to a world that I own

I'm not to blame I'm senile I'm insane

And two I starred in Home Alone

I feel and I grab but it's all just for fun

Who'd ever think it offends anyone

Yes I'm the great protector

I'm not just a fake rich fat clown

Take it from me I am more than you see

I bet I'll look great with a crown

protecting you into the ground

I lie and cheat and I am all depraved

but people love it when I misbehave 

Yes TRUMP ... the women's protector

up there with Hen-r-y Eight

I suffer the women to come on to me  

and generous I deny them not

and we all enjoy it -- A LOT

Platters Up

Numb. 1136 Advising Vance To Retreat

Dear JD,

Do we want AOC to have kids, socialist brats like herself?

She would be a complete Commie mommy.

Bad for the economy. DEMEANING WEALTH!

Her sexy supply of Marxian wildness

compounds our demand she remain childless.

Sincerely,

Project 2025

The Plan To Repeal The Twentieth Century (TPTRTTC)

Numb. 1135 GOP Views On Vagina And Uterus

GOP views on vagina and uterus

do not surprise us nor are they new to us:

“Although regulation sticks in our craw,

here we insist on enforcing the law

defining high crimes and misdemeanors

for veegees and utes ignoring the penis.

If you don’t procreate, WE’ll legislate.

All female forms are but assets of state.”