Showing posts with label Plaza Hotel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plaza Hotel. Show all posts

Monday, January 27, 2025

Numb. 1303 Donnie Develops (it's what he does)

When I buy a building that people live in

I prod them to move until they give in.

Or they can stay, take their chances with

the undesirables I fill vacancies with.

As legal owner, I must be unfettered,

allowed to knock down, rebuilding better.

Total win-win. I get, they give.

I build what I want, they get to live.


Give me the go-ahead, give me empty Gaza,

I'll build shabbat hotels that rival the Plaza.


( Suddenly serious, he dons kid gloves.)

Speaking of Auschwitz* ...

Why commemorate anything crappy 

when you can profit, make people happy?

Let me demolish it, build a golf course.

Real estate cannot be a source of remorse.


(He executes, smiling, the Elon salute.)

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* which nobody was

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