Numb. 1798 UFO Sewer Demons, UFC On White House Lawn

Numb. 1748 His Stabish Mint Off Religion

Numb. 1742 Naming The Day

Numb. 1739 Render Unto

Numb. 1736 US Fraud A-Team

Numb. 1584 East Wing | Persecution

Numb. 1566 Springtime For GOP And USA

Young Republicans’ vile group chat praising Hitler, joking about rape exposed: ‘Fat stinky Jew’ - New York Post

Vance Claims Everyone Is “Pearl Clutching” Over Racist GOP Group Chat

The vice president is trying to downplay the leaked Young Republicans chat where members talked about sending their enemies to gas chambers. - The New Republic

At Least 4 In Racist Young Republicans Group Chat Out Of Jobs Amid GOP Backlash - Forbes

At this time, The BYSTANDER has nothing to add.

Except ... 

Trompe condemns

TIME cover photo —

‘worst of all time,

crown tiny, unfair' —

while world awaits

 ‘Peace Plan' unraveling,

deeming its chances

thin as his ‘hair'.

- Peephole

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CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (4/24/2025)

Numb. 1386  

The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with roughly half of that decline coming this month.

- Washington Post

Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time

Trashing the dollar was always my plan.

Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.

Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.

BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.

More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.

Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.

The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.

J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.

Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.

Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.

Market declines. Biden’s not mine.

Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.

They say he’s senile, how would I know.

Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.

Defund universities. They do diversity.

Hello, TRUMPocracy.

Good night, democracy. 

Solve housing shortage

deporting millions.

Democ Rats cannot be citizens.

Voter ids must be signed by me.

Wish MTG looked like AOC.

Marjorie's just too butch for me.

Ignore Bernie Sanders.

Shout “Media Slanders!”

So much to do. So very busy.

Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.

Must, furthermore,

pose for Rushmore.

THEY call me monster. 

THEY call me creep.

I got the cards. 

Read ’em and weep.

So much in my head ...

And so to bed.

Numb. 1366

TOUGH SLEDDING AHEAD

Trump reiterates desire to control Greenland as Vance visits the country

Speaking to service members, Vance said Denmark had "not done a good job by the people of Greenland" - Washington Post

If you come with us as unequal people

we'll turn you in to a cold Puerto Rico.

Or St. Thomas, St. Croix, North 'lantic Guam.

For unlike Denmark, we WILL do you harm.

Just look at our history and you can see

how we have done with our “owned" D.C.

HISTORY TRUMPED

Trump executive order on Smithsonian targets funding for programs with 'improper ideology'

Trump claimed there has been a "concerted and widespread" effort over the past decade to rewrite American history by replacing "objective facts" with a "distorted narrative driven by ideology rather than truth," adding that it casts the "founding principles" of the United States in a "negative light." - AP

America IS/WAS/WILL-ALWAYS-BE perfect

because by OUR GOD we’ve been blessed.

Natives exterminated, Africans trafficked?

If that ever happened it was at GOD's behest.

We will get GREATER forever and ever.

Our motto: SHOOT FIRST, ask questions never.

MUCH ADO ABOUT INK-DOO-DOO

Pete Hegseth's Arabic tattoo stirs controversy: 'clear symbol of Islamophobia'

Critics say US defense secretary's tattoo of the word kafir, meaning 'infidel' or 'non-believer' could offend Muslims - Guardian

BIG FUCKING DEAL! I'm a crusader. I'm a self-labeled ‘KAFFIR'.

Ya think I give a shit about Muslims? It's the damned Yids that I fear.

If that photo leaks, I am shit out of luck.

You know? My Trump stamp? “נשק לי את התחת שמוק"?*

——————

*“KISS MY ASS SCHMUCK"

A RAM DEM TAUT TO CALYPSO BEAT

Trump, D., dump truck, him goan bild wall

Hey-donny-dumb-fuck, doan see ad all

Congress mon toady cabinet yes-mon:

mon, why you us caus in-DEI-jest-shun?

REMIND YOU OF ANYONE?

"We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth or luxury or long life or happiness: only power, pure power.... We are different from all the oligarchies of the past, in that we know what we are doing. All the others, even those who resembled ourselves, were cowards and hypocrites. The German Nazis and the Russian Communists came very close to us in their methods, but they never had the courage to recognize their own motives. They pretended, perhaps they even believed, that they had seized power unwillingly and for a limited time, and that just round the corner there lay a paradise where human beings would be free and equal. We are not like that. We know that no one ever seizes power with the intention of relinquishing it. Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power." — George Orwell, 1984

Numb. 1339 Show And Intel Intercept Encrypt Decrypted

MEMO

1 марта 2025 г. 

ОТ: В. В. Путина

КОМУ: Д. Дж. Трампу

Почему вы не придерживались моего сценария

в вашей беседе с Зеленским?

Ладно, мне понравились крики. Очень!

Но, если вы забыли,

я хотел его застрелить.

В постели вчера вечером я смотрел

записи «проститутка писает».

Для вашего возраста вы демонстрируете выносливость.

Схвачено, хотя вы этого и не знали,

превосходной российской шпионской камерой вагина.

Но позвольте мне вернуться к делу,

оставив в стороне проституцию.

Когда я говорю, что хочу кого-то застрелить,

я ожидаю, что вы его застрелите.

Если у вас будет возможность,

вы можете попрактиковаться на Вэнсе,

который, должен сказать...

слишком мачо...

должен быть геем.

MEMO 

March 1, 2025

 

FROM: V.V. Putin

TO: D.J. Trump

Why did you not stick to my script

in your sit down with Zelenskyy?

Okay, I liked the shouting. A lot!

But, in case you forgot,

I wanted him shot.

In bed, last night, I watched

“hooker pee” tapes.

For your age, you demonstrate stamina.

Captured, although you did not know it,

by superior Russian vagina spy camera.

But let me get back to matter at hand,

putting aside prostitution.

When I say I want someone shot,

I expect you shoot them.

If you get a chance, 

you could practice on Vance

who, I gotta say …

way far too macho … 

gotta be gay.

Numb. 1205 First Day Plan For 119th Congress

When Congress convenes

we’ll have the means

to impeach Crooked Joe Biden

and communist Kamala.

We will convict them 

and quickly evict ’em.

(We interrupt rhymes for a snort or two.

                            …

’N’ now back 2 yu in the schtudio.)

Cupola schwiff kicks ina pants …

inch tall inch ted Donal ’n’ Vance …

Shomwat beef or a poin-ed hour.

’Swhat yu do wen drunk whif power.

Numb. 1136 Advising Vance To Retreat

Dear JD,

Do we want AOC to have kids, socialist brats like herself?

She would be a complete Commie mommy.

Bad for the economy. DEMEANING WEALTH!

Her sexy supply of Marxian wildness

compounds our demand she remain childless.

Sincerely,

Project 2025

The Plan To Repeal The Twentieth Century (TPTRTTC)

Numb. 1135 GOP Views On Vagina And Uterus

GOP views on vagina and uterus

do not surprise us nor are they new to us:

“Although regulation sticks in our craw,

here we insist on enforcing the law

defining high crimes and misdemeanors

for veegees and utes ignoring the penis.

If you don’t procreate, WE’ll legislate.

All female forms are but assets of state.”

Numb. 1132 JUST The Ticket

Darn Old and Hillbilly Pretender,

cloven hoofed. Both with an agenda.

An RNC find, this two of unkind.

Each believes he’s a mastermind.

When not philandering,

Darn Old’s meandering,

lying and pandering,

while JD’s slandering.

Their demographic? These psychopaths?

Folks feeling they’re treated unfairly,

happy to swallow fake biographs

while buying lies unawarely.

Numb. 1131 Fragment From A Lost Travesty

er, TRAGED-Y

WASHINGTON (AP) Updated 1:07 PM EDT, August 28, 2024 — Special counsel Jack Smith is pressing forward with his 2020 election inference case against Donald Trump, with a new indictment that aims to salvage the prosecution after the Supreme Court slammed the door on the possibility of a trial before the November election.

 

RNC CHORUS

Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.
Darn Old's Supremes must right this wrong.
Darn Old commands it! (Just go along.)
Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.

JD

OUR Savior must be protected.

LINSEED

So he can be resurrected.

JD

He CANNOT lose to that bitch ... female.

LINSEED

Quick, stop the steal. He must prevail.

RNC CHORUS, JD, LINSEED

Sweet Jesus, please! He CAN’T land in jail!

DARN OLD

(ex FOXina)

LEGAL votes only in this election,
will assure my pluperfect perfection.
Granted advance Supreme absolution,

I will ignore the Constitution.
Free, at long last, to do as I please,
I can replace that SAD loser Jesus.
(Tried? Crucified? Before being raptured?
Me, I prefer guys NEVER captured.)

RNC CHORUS, JD, LINSEED

Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.
More comely than Kammy, stronger than Kong,
Our god, Darn Old, can do no wrong.

Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.