Numb. 1629 Boy The Way Glen Miller Played

Numb. 1510 Proj 2025 | Dip In The As Of Tx

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Numb. 1324 DOGE Statement On USAid And Other Defunding

U.S. policy on fighting poverty

remains in effect and intact.

We bring efficiencies, curtail deficiencies.

More bang, no bucks. To be exact.

Wars on poverty — at home and abroad —

forever fraught with waste and fraud.

Furthermore they don't work at all.

Muck & Harrumph Musk & Trump herewith decree:

if you want lunch, it will NOT be free.

Instead of throwing billions at poverty,

attack the cause: the poor majority.

Let them starve. The problem is solved.

Government need not be involved.

AYN RAND INSTITUTION Statement of Support

WHAT, after all, is government for

if not protecting THE RICH from the poor?

The richest — by far the smallest minority —

must be protected from poorer majority.

As randy St. Ayn so succinctly put it,

“Caring for others? That's Christian bullshit.”*

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* Not, perhaps, a quote exact. However the platitude, captures her attitude.

Numb. 1307 Misgivings

GULF Of America

Merrian-Webster Dictionary

gulf

1: a part of an ocean or sea extending into the land

2: a deep chasm : abyss

3: whirlpool

4: a wide gap

the gulf between generations

Ya think Donnie wudda maybe looked at a dictionary

before his renaming things made him seem silly? Really!

He will not admit it (to save his unwholesome soul),

but his rebranding the GULF puts US in a hole.

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Project 2025

Project 2-oh-2-5 has plans to end government

which they wrote up as their holy covenant.

These schemes could yield, Donnie anticipates,

outcomes his critics could call “not so great".

When on rethinking, he had a faint inkling,

plans, which when fresh were already stinking,

could well result in America's sinking,

father Fred, in his head, screaming,

“WTF! WERE you even thinking?"

(Dreaded dead Fred's constant harassment

causes poor Donnie no end of embarrassment.)

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Replacement For Executive Orders

Executive Orders (EOs) we deem insufficient

for Our Glorious Leader to fulfill his mission.

Therefore, we will shortly replace all of those.

(As well as buy him in a set of new clothes.)

Soon as we finish with maps and borders,

we will issue the first of too-many-to-count

Effective Immediately Enhanced Import Orders.

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Breaking The Code

intercept coded gop message:

MTHU-OGRE-TTNS-WHFT-BCPZ

decoded gop intercept message:

Mistah Trump, he undead. 

Our Greatly Respected Executive,

two terms non-consecutive,

we hope for three 

best compete Putin Xi.

Numb. 1177 Project 2025 Rear-ends Again

Trump team says it will blacklist Project 2025 people in sign of plan’s toxicity

Ex-president continues to try to disassociate himself from Heritage Foundation document as son preps staff blacklist - Guardian

Darn Old says, “Ban 2-oh-2-fivers.”

However, we know Darn Old lies.

2-oh-2-fivers?  Consorting connivers,

fearing “inferiors” who they fear despise them.

Their detailed proposals, poll data shows,

poll poorly in polls polling the proles.

Means meaning everything to Darn Old’s end,

he’ll not disavow them, but will pretend.

Defiant, triumphant, he’ll make amends,

appointing/anointing them and their friends.

Shattering enemies, world without end.

Nothing can stop them. Heaven forefend.

Numb. 1172 Project 2025 Revisited (The Second Dumbing)

SUMMARY

We intend to ensure information’s reliable

by banning all books, except King James Bible.

Nought else permitted on our printing presses.

All women’ll be in ankle-length dresses.

And Electronics: VERBOTEN! Forbidden!

Pockets sewn closed so nothing is hidden.

No agriculture will be allowed.

Manna from heaven can feed any crowd.

Here on the cusp of The Second Coming,

we can dispense with indoor plumbing.

When we are in charge — O! GLORIOUS DAY! —

all those opposed can only pray

Chicxulub II is on the way.

Numb. 1160 Electoral College Reform School (Project 2025 Addendumb)

It is common knowledge

our Electoral College

is, in fact, very unfair

to Darn Old who has his real hair.

An Electoral High School

would be a good tool

or better yet an Eighth Grade.

But if we set a minimum

for voter’s income,

we’ll have it, forever, made in the shade.

The Founders never intended “democracy”.

(And in their hearts prob’ly prayed for plutocracy.)

Today we can end this disequilibrium

by making the country a condominium.

Giving most votes to richest folks’ll

fix little red wagons of Dems and yokels.

The poor, though useful as cannon fodder,

are otherwise useless so why would we bother

with any programs to benefit them,

raising OUR taxes. No thanks! Amen.

Numb. 1154 Civil War Aftermath (You Do The Math)

Who says our War For Succession is over?
Long live The Confederate States.

Without rebranding we are expanding
while “Union” shrinks at an astounding rate.

Ulysses S. Grant was born in Ohio.

Today’s Buckeyes fight on our side.

Where is their sad, dead, “useless” general? 

Riverside Drive, Upper West Side. 

The heartland is ours, along with THE SOUTH

and, as you would expect, the southwest.

Northeast and northwest will soon come over.

California, New York? Awaiting conquest.

With Darn Old our savior, our gladiator,

we’ll repeal the previous century,

making the nation one vast plantation

while introducing de-desegregation.

Declaring our nation a Christian enclave,

we’ll outlaw security cradle to grave.

With our stars and bars forever unfurled,

we’ll bring into being a God-washed white world

where Ayn Rand Christians are free to thrive.

(And nobody else EVER gets out alive.)

Numb. 1148 Darn Old Project 2025

WILL WE SURVIVE the 2025

plan Ayn Rand could have strived to contrive

repealing the 20th century

with Darn Old her plenipotentiary?

Darn Old is essential —

tho’ not presidential,

in any conventional sense.

His speech tangential,

when not pestilential.

His mouth? Too full of flatulence.

Vengefully leading a loud Randy crowd —

no sharing nor caring to be allowed —

celebrating hump-free-all laissez-faire

an inflated, pretentious, half-baked “billionaire",

a self-detonating, flailing debater,

this confidence man, this ninth- or tenth-rater,

this self-reverential “liberator-dictator",

if he’s elected the country’s past tense.

I hate to say it, but “Bring back Mike Pence!”

Numb. 1136 Advising Vance To Retreat

Dear JD,

Do we want AOC to have kids, socialist brats like herself?

She would be a complete Commie mommy.

Bad for the economy. DEMEANING WEALTH!

Her sexy supply of Marxian wildness

compounds our demand she remain childless.

Sincerely,

Project 2025

The Plan To Repeal The Twentieth Century (TPTRTTC)

Numb. 1134 Project 2025 (Darn Old's Version)

Maduro counts only those votes he pleases.

(I, by the way, get all mine from Jesus.)

Why should Vlad Putin have all of the fun

while I’m forbidden to kill anyone?

They say that Xi will capture Taiwan.

Okay, when I’m back, Canada’s gone.

Say one fine day Kim sends south some nukes,

I might just have me a Mex-cident — whoops.

Everything’s fare

in love and in war

what else would I

be president for?