Showing posts with label Bible. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bible. Show all posts

Sunday, February 15, 2026

Numb. 1688 Business Opportunity (A Capitalist's Credo)

Water and Air abound in abundance.

There is no money in that. 
Not at all how it should've been done.
Load of socialist crap.

Muddy the waters,

make air unbreathable.

Then charge to fix it

at prices unreasonable.

It is THE way.

Nothing can stop it.

Does not Bible say

Christ followed profits.

Sunday, August 10, 2025

Numb. 1499 God Bless America (and deliver us from Christians)

Hegseth reposts Christian pastor who believes in making US a Christian theocracy

Pastor Doug Wilson advocates for recriminalizing homosexuality and removing women's right to vote. - Jerusalem Post


THE BIBLE does not give women rights.

God hates gays but is okay with slavery.

Heaven's just for Republicans, though not a republic.

For heaven on Earth, we need a KINGDOM.

Please, sweet Jesus, help and salvation,

make the U.S. a TRUE CHRISTIAN NATION.

Saturday, July 26, 2025

Numb. 1484 Holy Writ!

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (7/26/2025)

GOOGLE AI Overview (edited)

[A] work of political satire, using exaggerat[ion] to mock the self-aggrandizement and demands for ideological conformity associated with Donald Trump's political persona. 

  • The headline and the concept of "Trump Thought" dominating all global philosophies ... exaggerating the idea of a single individual's ideology overriding diverse systems of thought.

  • "Whatever The Hell The Damn Gooks Use In Japan" is highly offensive and racist to highlight xenophobic or disrespectful attitude towards non-Western cultures attributed to figures like Trump.

  • [C]ore message critiques the notion of one individual's ideas being elevated to the status of sacred scripture or a universal truth that demands conformity from all other belief systems.

Saturday, May 24, 2025

Numb. 1422  

MARK 14:7 KJV

For ye have the poor with you always, and whensoever ye will ye may do them good: but me ye have not always.

GOP-AYN RAND-TRUMP-MUCK clarification

What Jesus means

CLEARLY!  

is never raise taxes.

Raising taxes can

never be “good”.


We are in agreement
with Milton Friedman:
poverty's positive,
a prod, an incentive
to get loutish layabouts
off their worthless asses,
propelling them into
competitive classes.


A forerunner Capitalist,

Jesus foresaw economics

as he was foreseen

by John the Baptist.


Sadly, the poor will

forever be with us.

A few fit thriving
WITHOUT HELP!
on their own.
W(h)ither the weak?

Best left alone

for disease and starvation

to put out of their misery.

Jesus won't care.

He was NEVER here*.

* ... ye may do them good: but me ye have not. ALWAYS!

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Numb. 1353 An Indeterminate Sermonette of Half A Pair Annoyed

How is it that in a

CHRISIAN NATION

four months are named after

FALSE HEATHEN GODS?

Four are misnumbered,

one's source is uncertain,

with two named after

ROMAN GOD/EMPERORS.

The last might be named after

a DEVIL's spring festival.


Our numbered days?

Named after DEMONS!

Nobody knows how (or

why) we named seasons!


The Bible is written

in PAGAN symbols

so when we read it

what does it mean?

It goes without saying,

we think we are praying.

Is it a trap for us?

Is SATAN playing us?


DARK FORCESS abound.

THEY surround us.

THEY hound us.

Beware. Take care.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Monday, January 20, 2025

Numb. 1284 Bible-based Border Psychopathy

“And the King will answer
and say to them,
Truly I say to you,
to the extent that you
did it for one of the least
of these brothers or sisters
of Mine, you did it for Me.
— Matthew 25:40, NASB

According to modern Biblical scholars,
when Jesus says “least" he means
DISCIPLES, his priests and followers.
Therefore, these scholars agree
slaughters on borders are following orders.

Sunday, January 12, 2025

Numb. 1272 Learning Book Burning

Purge pagan books from library shelves.

Heave heathen texts from the schools.

Prevent perversion, kids bound for hell

having been Socrates’d by Satan’s tools

force-feeding our nation corrupt education,

regaling children with tales of false deities

prodding them down the path to perdition

filling young minds with ambiguities.


Burn all the books of ancient philosophers.

Out, high thee hence. Go away, Aristotle,

quick, put betwixt us miles and kilometers.

I swear, though dead, if not we will throttle you.

Protect the kiddies from ancient playwrongs,

lest they question the Gospel or Bible.  

The idea that gods, though false, do wrong,

could, we’re afraid, make young minds pliable. 

Dorothy Parker (after a drink?),

said, “If led to culture, some learn to think.*

———————————— *Actually, it was “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.” Put my misuse down to poetic licentiousness. Also, full disclosure, I have no knowledge that Dottie was drinking when she said it, but I conjecture she said it at Algonquin Round Table, so it would be, I'll warrant, a safe-ish assumption.

Wednesday, October 23, 2024

Numb. 1185 Bible Study Lesson 1

In Numbers 16, Moses quashes dissent

by murdering all his opponents.

He said, “God did it. Well ... didn't forbid it",

murmuring that at some future date he'd make an attempt at atonement.”


There was this land of milk and honey,

inhabited, but godforsaken.

“Hey, Moish,” said YHWH, “listen up, Sonny, 

yours for the takin’, fuhgeddaboud bacon.”


“Whoever’s not with me’s against me."

Or is it the other way round?

Problem of speaking in parables being,

it mayn't be true, but it sounds pretty.

Slavery IS in the Bible.
Therefore, it must be okay
with God. And furthermore,
would not it be odd 
for a good Christian 
to say do away with it?
Slaves on the bill
was ever God's will
and one has to reckon 
She feels that way still.

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