Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts
Sunday, June 14, 2026
Sunday, November 23, 2025
Friday, November 21, 2025
Thursday, August 21, 2025
Wednesday, August 6, 2025
Numb. 1495 Texas Sans Costello and Weather Forecast
CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (8/6/2025)
GOOGLE AI Overview (edited)
fake news article
"Texas Gov Abyss" is not a real political figure
"Pat Riot-Missal" is a pun on "Patriot Missal"[BAD, AI! Missile! DUH!]
claim "Texas" "UnChristian, Savage, Heathen, And Spanish" needing to be changed to "Trumpas" intended as absurd
use of "Jute, Anglo-Saxon, Teutonic" as counterpoint to "UnChristian, Savage, Heathen, And Spanish" highlights commentary on cultural or racial purity
GOOGLE AI Overview (edited)
satirical newspaper headline
"trompe," derived from the French "trompe l'oeil" (deceives the eye") ... suggests a new system of weather reporting based on presidential pronouncements
mocks "Sharpiegate" where President Trump alter[ed] National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) hurricane forecast map to include Alabama in Hurricane Dorian's path
"President Will Tell You If You Are Comfortable ..." satirizes disregard for factual information
Thursday, February 27, 2025
Numb. 1336 Deepen The Heart
Unvaccinated Child Dies of Measles in Texas, Officials Say — New York Times
Would that we could
create a vaccine
to deal with stupidity.
If only it were a virus.
In your dreams!
Beyond our means.
It is not a virus.
The stupid's inside us.
Friday, November 15, 2024
Numb. 1218 Texas Justice
Texas Supreme Court Paves Way for Execution in ‘Shaken Baby’ Case — New York Times
Innocence is a mere technicality
which this court cannot allow to delay execution.
Were we to postpone this scheduled fatality,
it would violate the State Constitution.
If conviction is overturned post mortem,
the governor can then issue a pardon.
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