Numb. 1806 On Cana Dissemblance and Restoring America

Numb. 1689 Trompe: Bidin' My Time, Greenland

Numb. 1602 Texas | Epstein | Comey (+ Raven)

Numb. 1517 Brandin' | SportsMAN | Biden Illegal

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CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (6/10/2025)

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The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with roughly half of that decline coming this month.

- Washington Post

Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time

Trashing the dollar was always my plan.

Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.

Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.

BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.

More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.

Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.

The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.

J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.

Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.

Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.

Market declines. Biden’s not mine.

Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.

They say he’s senile, how would I know.

Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.

Defund universities. They do diversity.

Hello, TRUMPocracy.

Good night, democracy. 

Solve housing shortage

deporting millions.

Democ Rats cannot be citizens.

Voter ids must be signed by me.

Wish MTG looked like AOC.

Marjorie's just too butch for me.

Ignore Bernie Sanders.

Shout “Media Slanders!”

So much to do. So very busy.

Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.

Must, furthermore,

pose for Rushmore.

THEY call me monster. 

THEY call me creep.

I got the cards. 

Read ’em and weep.

So much in my head ...

And so to bed.

Numb. 1349 60+ Years Of Presidential Tobogganing

"I really believe I can make this world a safer, more peaceful place. That’s why I ran for president." — Ronald Reagan via Patti Davis, New York Times

Democrats still can't forgive Nixon for being right about Alger Hiss*.

What did Lyndon Johnson accomplish that he wound up so stinking rich**?

 

How could Bush Sr. ♥️ Quayle and Thomas?

Why couldn't Clinton keep IT in his pants?

Why didn’t Democrat “Christians" love Carter?

 

How, in hell, was young George elected?

Why was Obama ever selected?

How is it Ford was not applauded?

Why was Biden deplored and not lauded?

 

DID GOOD INTENTIONS OF REAGAN —RONALD —

PAVE THE ROAD DIRECTLY TO DONALD?

 

Just asking questions as we're ripped apart.

Ctrl-Alt-Delete? Time to restart?

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*Younger and off-shore readers: Google it!

**Ditto. 

Numb. 1293 Cut Out Of Trump - Hannity Sit-down

Unlike Mao, who killed mostly his own — there were plenty so nobody cared — Stalin and Hitler did unto OTHERS. You do the math. Compare how they fared. Speaking of Hitler, he did many good things. Like making the trains run on time. On the train thing … was that Mussolini? Or Giuliani? Who cares? He did fine. Anyway, I prefer planes to trains. Railroads are too nineteenth century! The kind of thing Joe Biden can ride in to but not from the penitentiary. Let’s talk about misinformation regarding pardons for January 6. Perfect, respectful pro-TRUMP demonstration 'til cops with their faces attack heroes' fists. When I've accomplished my MAGA magic the country will, once again, be great and free forever and ever and if not, WHATEVER! There is no America, not without me.

Numb. 1291 Charmin Don Muses On Capital/ol Punishment

Biden, a sicko, pulled one nasty trick. Oh
in effect, emptying Federal Death Row.
So I gotta pick me slick lawyers quickly
to fill it back up so as to show I’m tough
on crime (some of the time) provided,
of course, crimes aren’t mine or those
of supporters following orders
attacking the Capitol. Love my marauders!
If I give ’em mortars … put ’em on borders …
hint ’em to hunt down fuck-me reporters …

ICYMI

Trump pardons Ross Ulbricht, founder of Silk Road drug marketplace

Donald Trump announced on Tuesday that he had granted a “full and unconditional” pardon to Ross Ulbricht, the founder of the illegal online drug marketplace the Silk Road. — Guardian

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Mel & Lee (Trump & Van Cleef) Ready For Not OK Corral

Numb. 1290 Day 2 Stuff, Too Cold For Golf

Biden was never legally president.

I was cheated in twenty-twenty.

I can toss out whatever he did,

saying it DID NOT occur anyway.

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I, TRUMP, hairby, proclaim and decree,

Grant's off our fifty, replaced by Lee.

For Southern avoiders of five dollar bills,

Abe's out, Jeff's in. (Damn the dude kills.)

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Oh, yeah, before I forget

have I invaded Canada yet?

And what about Panama?

What's with my canal?

Did those poca pandas

throw in the towel yet?

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Too cold in Greenland

to try out the golf yet ...

soon as it's Spring there ...

After the aftermath forever henceforth

Golfe du Saint-Laurent no more,

but Gulf of AMERICA! (North)

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Should I rename Israel America II?

It's just like the real one, except it's for Jews.

Numb. 1286 Donnie On Pardoning

Everyone Biden preemptively pardoned

I hereby indict for presumed future crimes

to disprove assumption I haven’t the gumption

to go after corruption, especially mine

my sons, my daughters, or certain supporters,

though at hands-in-pants-Rudy I draw the line,

for though he supports me, I owe him a check

and when he's up the river, he can’t collect.

Numb. 1237 Eine Kleine Nacht Hysterisch — update

Drones over New Jersey?

Alien beings searching for Donald who can't take the tacky of Moral-Logal. With intergalactic warrants outstanding, they clap him in ions soon after landing, beaming him up to some far away star, to some planet where he’s unknown. (If there is such in the universe.) He's not allowed to phone home! US Space Force can't use THE KRAKEN. (A weapon of Donald’s devising.) Old, Slow Joe Biden cancelled the program. Unhappy example of Space Force downsizing. Socialist Dems and Little Green Men seize all our guns and munitions. Little Green Men and Socialist Dems refuse to acknowledge the second amendment. LOOK OUT! Here they come! Distract them. I’ll run. I do not expect they’ve set phasers on stun.

Numb. 1230 Trump II Day I

Presidential Decree #I

January 20, 2025

Rules, regulations,

laws signed by Biden

I declare null and void.

Judges appointed

are dis-appointed.

Requisite force

will be deployed.

Saving our nation:

Slow Joe's usurpation

has, today, come to an end.

Those who supported it

I order deported.

As they say in UK,

“There, now I sorted it.”

Pardons make sense

for Jan 6 “offenders".

Arrests commence:

Dems, Cheney, Pence.

(PLUS any who,

I say, betrayed me

or in some way,

I think, disobeyed me.)

Marshall law

will be enforced

by pillow guy

Mike Lindell’s posse.

Terrific pillows.

He likes me a lot!

And HE does NOT

call me a NAZI.

Cabinet shapes up —

fabulists, rapists,

entirely fact-free.

In fact, like me.

Project two-oh-two-five.

So much to undo.

What to include

in Decree #II?

Disbanding Congress?

Closing the courts?

Include Pussy Grabbing

among Bigly sports?

Appoint Tucker Carlson —

for obvious reasons —

to head up my new

Department of Demons?

Has there ever been

anyone as clever as me?

Person, man, woman,

camera, TV!

Numb. 1205 First Day Plan For 119th Congress

When Congress convenes

we’ll have the means

to impeach Crooked Joe Biden

and communist Kamala.

We will convict them 

and quickly evict ’em.

(We interrupt rhymes for a snort or two.

                            …

’N’ now back 2 yu in the schtudio.)

Cupola schwiff kicks ina pants …

inch tall inch ted Donal ’n’ Vance …

Shomwat beef or a poin-ed hour.

’Swhat yu do wen drunk whif power.