Presidential Decree #I
January 20, 2025
Rules, regulations,
laws signed by Biden
I declare null and void.
Judges appointed
are dis-appointed.
Requisite force
will be deployed.
Saving our nation:
Slow Joe's usurpation
has, today, come to an end.
Those who supported it
I order deported.
As they say in UK,
“There, now I sorted it.”
Pardons make sense
for Jan 6 “offenders".
Arrests commence:
Dems, Cheney, Pence.
(PLUS any who,
I say, betrayed me
or in some way,
I think, disobeyed me.)
Marshall law
will be enforced
by pillow guy
Mike Lindell’s posse.
Terrific pillows.
He likes me a lot!
And HE does NOT
call me a NAZI.
Cabinet shapes up —
fabulists, rapists,
entirely fact-free.
In fact, like me.
Project two-oh-two-five.
So much to undo.
What to include
in Decree #II?
Disbanding Congress?
Closing the courts?
Include Pussy Grabbing
among Bigly sports?
Appoint Tucker Carlson —
for obvious reasons —
to head up my new
Department of Demons?
Has there ever been
anyone as clever as me?
Person, man, woman,
camera, TV!
