Like Danes or Panes could ever fight me?
Dumb-ass small countries — they can go bite me.
Me, Putin, Xi, we got us nukes.
Say “José" or “Hamlet" put up their dukes ...
Ten seconds. Knockout. Victory, me.
Greenland, Canal? Totally free.
Since I easily defeated Kamala,
it's only fair that I take Canada.
Have I got other claims territorial?
Wait'll I Finnish Third Reich tutorial.