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PRESENT TENTS, FUTURE OUTDOORS

Sell or buy Elon's AI? 

Are robotaxis impractical?

Breakup with Donald?

Hamilton-Arnold?

Or was it cunning and tactical?

Did Elon replace blowhard know-not

with Afrikaner Tesla robot?

Think Merde-ox-FOX notices

a change in POTUSes?

GOP passes Rand-ayn swill.

Can FEMA remnants rebuild anthill?

Will we survive?

At best, perhaps.

Probable outcome:

see r/collapse.

Numb. 1266 No Comment?

I

In Elon's first job here he worked illegally

so why don't we deport him immediately?

II

Danes complain of my perfect behavior in

regard to Greenland? Dumb Scandinavians.

— DJT

III

If robocars are really THAT safe,

why not run them in Indy 500?

Human pit crews: vassals and serfs,

and drivers rendered redundant.

IV

NYT v FOX
All the news that’s fit to print
Damnable lies discreetly disguised

V

The Sun should be honored

when we call it “The Donald"

to help us remember

where the TRUE center is.