I
In Elon's first job here he worked illegally
so why don't we deport him immediately?
II
Danes complain of my perfect behavior in
regard to Greenland? Dumb Scandinavians.
— DJT
III
If robocars are really THAT safe,
why not run them in Indy 500?
Human pit crews: vassals and serfs,
and drivers rendered redundant.
IV
NYT v FOX
All the news that’s fit to print
Damnable lies discreetly disguised
All the news that’s fit to print
Damnable lies discreetly disguised
V
The Sun should be honored
when we call it “The Donald"
to help us remember
where the TRUE center is.