GULF Of America
Merrian-Webster Dictionary
gulf
1: a part of an ocean or sea extending into the land
2: a deep chasm : abyss
3: whirlpool
4: a wide gap
the gulf between generations
Ya think Donnie wudda maybe looked at a dictionary
before his renaming things made him seem silly? Really!
He will not admit it (to save his unwholesome soul),
but his rebranding the GULF puts US in a hole.
————————
Project 2025
Project 2-oh-2-5 has plans to end government
which they wrote up as their holy covenant.
These schemes could yield, Donnie anticipates,
outcomes his critics could call “not so great".
When on rethinking, he had a faint inkling,
plans, which when fresh were already stinking,
could well result in America's sinking,
father Fred, in his head, screaming,
“WTF! WERE you even thinking?"
(Dreaded dead Fred's constant harassment
causes poor Donnie no end of embarrassment.)
————————
Replacement For Executive Orders
Executive Orders (EOs) we deem insufficient
for Our Glorious Leader to fulfill his mission.
Therefore, we will shortly replace all of those.
(As well as buy him in a set of new clothes.)
Soon as we finish with maps and borders,
we will issue the first of too-many-to-count
Effective Immediately Enhanced Import Orders.
————————
Breaking The Code
intercept coded gop message:
MTHU-OGRE-TTNS-WHFT-BCPZ
decoded gop intercept message:
Mistah Trump, he undead.
Our Greatly Respected Executive,
two terms non-consecutive,
we hope for three
best compete Putin Xi.
