Will no one rid me of this evil of FEMA,
bring me surcease of who-cares-emergencies?
You will recall how I neatly killed COVID
by ending testing so no one would know if
it truly was COVID that killed you off?
It could have been a very bad cough.
With FEMA gone — no urgent disasters.
I can get back to what really matters.
Cheating at golf! Not flying around
to throw paper towels at hurricaned clowns.
