Showing posts with label AOC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AOC. Show all posts
Wednesday, September 10, 2025
Thursday, April 17, 2025
Numb. 1386
The dollar has lost almost 10 percent of its value since Inauguration Day with roughly half of that decline coming this month.
Loose Id-Thoughts At Beddy-Bye Time
Trashing the dollar was always my plan.
Putin’s got U-kraine, I get Greenland.
Let Xi do what he likes with Taiwan.
BB’s THE MAN. Let’s bomb Iran.
More rubble to build casinos in Gaza.
Be nice to Kim. Or maybe bomb him.
The Gulf of America. Great state Toronto.
J.D. Vance is my very own Tonto.
Melanie’s old. Gild her with gold.
Cover the wrinkles with chocolate sprinkles.
Market declines. Biden’s not mine.
Raise one more tariff. Make Arpaio sheriff.
They say he’s senile, how would I know.
Canal in Panama. That’s where bananas are.
Defund universities. They do diversity.
Hello, TRUMPocracy.Good night, democracy.
Solve housing shortage
deporting millions.
Democ Rats cannot be citizens.
Voter ids must be signed by me.
Wish MTG looked like AOC.
Marjorie's just too butch for me.
Ignore Bernie Sanders.
Shout “Media Slanders!”
So much to do. So very busy.
Haven't time ever to grab a pussy.
Must, furthermore,
pose for Rushmore.
THEY call me monster.
THEY call me creep.
I got the cards.
Read ’em and weep.
So much in my head ...
And so to bed.
Monday, January 27, 2025
Numb. 1302 Nervous Patriots Plus Thoughts From Donnie
A Patriot's Fox-Founded Fears
There are DEEP STATE resources that hide in plain sight.
AND UNDER THE BEDS WE SLEEP IN AT NIGHT!
The former include COURTS and CONGRESS:
RINO-Dems opposed to God's president's progress.
The latter? In their own right, fatal as lightning:
Bernie's bedbugs. Liz Warren's spiders. AOC's dust mites. Frightening!
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Concerned Patriot Wants To Know
Does President TRUMP wish to distract us,
providing MLK-Kennedy murder file access?
Ancient conspiracies! All done and dusted!
But Area 51 … WHAT WE'RE TOLD CAN'T BE TRUSTED!
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Donnie on HIS Substandard Living Conditions
The White House is … an alright house,
but I am accustomed to better.
More gold. No mold. Less old. MORE GOLD!
The height, moreover, is far too low
to express my ideal of THE PRESIDENT'S POWER.
CONGRESS TEAR DOWN! BUILD ME A TOWER!
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Donnie on Presidential Impunity
Due to unlawful “conviction”, I can not get a carry permit.
Let’s say, for fun, I get a Glock and I pocket it.
Even the Dem’s most chickenshit judge,
would dare not add THAT case to his docket.
Monday, September 9, 2024
Numb. 1136 Advising Vance To Retreat
Dear JD,
Do we want AOC to have kids, socialist brats like herself?
She would be a complete Commie mommy.
Bad for the economy. DEMEANING WEALTH!
Her sexy supply of Marxian wildness
compounds our demand she remain childless.
Sincerely,
Project 2025
The Plan To Repeal The Twentieth Century (TPTRTTC)
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