Numb. 1349 60+ Years Of Presidential Tobogganing

"I really believe I can make this world a safer, more peaceful place. That’s why I ran for president." — Ronald Reagan via Patti Davis, New York Times

Democrats still can't forgive Nixon for being right about Alger Hiss*.

What did Lyndon Johnson accomplish that he wound up so stinking rich**?

 

How could Bush Sr. ♥️ Quayle and Thomas?

Why couldn't Clinton keep IT in his pants?

Why didn’t Democrat “Christians" love Carter?

 

How, in hell, was young George elected?

Why was Obama ever selected?

How is it Ford was not applauded?

Why was Biden deplored and not lauded?

 

DID GOOD INTENTIONS OF REAGAN —RONALD —

PAVE THE ROAD DIRECTLY TO DONALD?

 

Just asking questions as we're ripped apart.

Ctrl-Alt-Delete? Time to restart?

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*Younger and off-shore readers: Google it!

**Ditto. 

Numb. 1254 Donnie's New Year Remarks

Of course, I am going to Bill Clinton’s funeral.

Melanie’s SAD that he’s dead.

Hold on a sec. Someone said Carter?

I guess I will go there instead.

Of course, I support House Speaker “Johnson".

If he does not win it's a shame.

Tell ya the truth, I don't like him much,

but I get it off saying his name.

Of course, when I return to “The Oval",

first order of business: call Vlad

to coordinate Ukraine's ending date.

So long, Zelenskyy. So SAD.

Numb. 1251 Trump Tribute (?) To Carter

My takeaway from Carter’s departure:

I have another 23 years.

Making America great's just for starters. 

Last president. First of the tsars.

I die, in office, in two-oh-four-seven,

resume my place as God in Heaven.

Meine Erkenntnis aus Carters Abgang: Ich habe noch 23 Jahre. Amerika groß zu machen ist nur der Anfang. Letzter Präsident. Erster der Zaren. Ich sterbe im Amt im Jahr 2047 und nehme meinen Platz als Gott im Himmel wieder ein.