Numb. 1653 Vengeance Is Mined

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GAMBIT OF ZOUNDS

(a treatamento for Netflix for A Revenger's Tragedie)

How quickly would a nuclear war be over? 45 minutes.- Washington Post

Trompé, a felon well on his way to curating disaster,

presents a menace to life on the planet —

doing for Earth what ice did for Astor.

[Cliché that U.S. would never shoot first

is no longer operative. Have a nice day. Missiles away.]

When deprived ‘unfairly’ of victory, Trompé maintains he won anyway. With no media left but Merde-Ox-FOX, no one disputes this. Rest of government's totally vapored, so he's free to try whatever he favors.

He has little trouble reigning o'er rubble. Nor is there much rancor when he's o’erthrown by Ivanka, who biding her time and, unlike her brothers, never forgets what became their mother*.

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*Google “Ivana Trump Murder Cover-Up” and you get basically nothing. Really! In our right-wing-nut-conspiracy-crazy internut era: NADA! ZILCH! NUTZING! Holy Sgt. Schultz! Medical Examiner confirms her fatal injuries are consistent with a fall down the stairs. (And I am Marie of Romania.) Her body was interred on Trump’s access-restricted golf course! Of course. Oh where, oh where, has the Rule of Law gone?