Numb. 1737 Nothing To Fear But Lear Himself ( Estrogen Cleansing Continues)

Numb. 1621 Crypto Me A River

Numb. 1578 Trompe 2028 (Ripped From The Wires)

Numb. 1473 Entitlements And Rosie O'Donnell

CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (7/14/2025)

GOOGLE AI Overview

The provided image appears to be a satirical or fictional newspaper clipping. It claims that "Trompe" (a likely misspelling or play on "Trump") asserts the authority to grant nobility and has bestowed the title of "Princess Royal" upon Ivanka. The clipping also mentions a seemingly sarcastic note about donations being accepted for this purpose.

 

However, the U.S. Constitution prohibits the United States government from granting titles of nobility. Article I, Section 9, Clause 8 explicitly states, "No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States"*. There is no provision within the Constitution that grants the President the authority to bypass this prohibition.

 

Regarding the mention of Ivanka as "Princess Royal," it is a known fact that some White House aides reportedly used this nickname for Ivanka Trump, though not as an official title.

President Donald Trump recently made statements about considering the revocation of Rosie O'Donnell's United States citizenship. This statement follows a longstanding public feud between Trump and O'Donnell, which began in 2006. 

O'Donnell recently announced her move to Ireland, stating it was motivated by concerns about the political climate in the United States and her desire for a place where all citizens have equal rights, according to CBS News.

Legal experts have pointed out that under the 14th Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, individuals born in the United States cannot have their citizenship revoked by the government, unless certain steps are taken voluntarily by the individual to relinquish their citizenship. O'Donnell was born in the U.S. and is currently seeking Irish citizenship through descent.

The statements from Trump and O'Donnell's responses highlight the ongoing tension between them. Trump's recent statements about O'Donnell's citizenship have been met with criticism from some who view them as attempts to silence political adversaries. It's worth noting that the legal process of revoking citizenship for a native-born individual is complex and has been upheld by Supreme Court rulings in the past.

The headline also references Emma Goldman, comparing her to Rosie O'Donnell with the statement, "NASTIER THAN EMMA GOLDMAN". Emma Goldman was a prominent anarchist and political activist in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. She was known for her radical views and criticism of government and social norms. She was deported from the United States to Russia in 1919 due to her anti-government activities.

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*Article I, Section 9 elucidates powers of Congress. It does not limit the president. Nor is there any hint elsewhere in the Constitution that the president cannot grant titles whenever he wishes. As to “donations”, well GOP donors bought Reagan a retirement mansion, didn’t they? - The Proprietor

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GAMBIT OF ZOUNDS

(a treatamento for Netflix for A Revenger's Tragedie)

How quickly would a nuclear war be over? 45 minutes.- Washington Post

Trompé, a felon well on his way to curating disaster,

presents a menace to life on the planet —

doing for Earth what ice did for Astor.

[Cliché that U.S. would never shoot first

is no longer operative. Have a nice day. Missiles away.]

When deprived ‘unfairly’ of victory, Trompé maintains he won anyway. With no media left but Merde-Ox-FOX, no one disputes this. Rest of government's totally vapored, so he's free to try whatever he favors.

He has little trouble reigning o'er rubble. Nor is there much rancor when he's o’erthrown by Ivanka, who biding her time and, unlike her brothers, never forgets what became their mother*.

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*Google “Ivana Trump Murder Cover-Up” and you get basically nothing. Really! In our right-wing-nut-conspiracy-crazy internut era: NADA! ZILCH! NUTZING! Holy Sgt. Schultz! Medical Examiner confirms her fatal injuries are consistent with a fall down the stairs. (And I am Marie of Romania.) Her body was interred on Trump’s access-restricted golf course! Of course. Oh where, oh where, has the Rule of Law gone?

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CLIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES (5/6/2025)

Numb. 1332 Clipped From The Headlines 03/23/2025 plus Elon And Stephen (adams in eden doing their best sgt. schultz)

 Elon and Bannon? They are not NAZIs.

That’s a ridiculous hypothesis.

While Stephen-Two-Shirts may don brown or black,

Muck wears but one shirt and simply lacks tact ...

was unaware that his faux pas salute

could even be seen as not being cute,

a wave to das volk as his sprecht ended.

Niemand Sieg Heiled! Nichts offense intended.

Numb. 1186 Wishful Thinking

’Tis the night of election in GOP Hall
no consciences stirring (theirs are very small)
among the assembled political hacks,
wary of daggers thrust in their backs,
when out in the foyer there arises a ruckus,
everyone whimpering, “The idiot fucked us!”
No one seeks out a mic or a camera
as FOX, reluctantly, declares for Kamala.
In a dark corner, McConnell, head in his hands,
wails loudly, crying, “I can’t understand.
Yes, he’s a miserable son of a bitch.
But we still need him. How dare voters switch!”
Crude Giuliani, forsaken and shrunken,
in his now accustomed state (drunken),
slurps his cigar while smoking his Scotch,
openly stroking non-functioning crotch.
Ivanka and Jared, Eric and Junior 
start to depart. They would have gone sooner
had not Trump commanded — such power he wields! —
to keep them around as human shields.
Trump abandons pretending being a hard one
and telephones Biden, begging his pardon.
GOP Senate and House candidates
go down to defeat at astounding rates.
Judges, unable to change their demeanor,
to the last man, flee to Argentina.
White supremacists embrace their nemesis,
misogynists don pink pussy hats.
Bad GOPers all say, “Pardon me.
We’ll live happily after.” And that will be that.

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Though it's fun to pretend how things could go,
this is a Hemingway “pretty to think so".

Numb. 1182 A Letter To The Editor

 I beg of you, please don’t vote for my dad.
He is a very bad man.
A beast, a liar, a bounder, a cad,
which he can’t hide with orangeade tan.

Without epiphany, fat little “Phiffany”,
Dad’s LFD: Least Favorite Daughter.

I fear they're afraid to come forward,
brothers, “Larry”, “Daryl” and “Daryl”,
'cuz Dad has them always over a barrel.

Stepmom Melania has melancholia,
so she is mostly sedated.
Her NDA is reviewed every day.
Needless to say, she’s frustrated.

Without a plan,

I do what I can

to stop this hippopotamus.

Sincerely yours,

A daughter, Anonymous

Numb. 1130 Trumps ADD Up

Darn Old suffers from ADD:

Adult Delinquent Disorder.

Symptoms apparent for all to see.

In him. In two sons. And one daughter.

Darn Younger shares his mentality —

loves killing anything greater than he.

Eric, forever son #2,

should, perhaps, have been left in the loo.

And Princess Ivanka. What's to be said?

If she changed sex, she’d be her dad.

(Not sure ‘bout the young ‘uns — too soon to tell

if they will join dreary daddy in hell.)

THE Poster Family for moral disease.

If they’re elected, stock up on Febreze.