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Numb. 1310 O! Bleak (and old-Time[s]y headlines)

Okay, The BYSTANDER. is pessimistic.

That said, whatever Trump's nihilistic,

malicious intentions; his narcissistic,

sadistic endeavors fascistic;

his increasingly blatant, illegal behavior,

his gullibles still insist he’s their savior

and will become extremely indignant

if anyone ever dare says, “He's malignant."

Would it be pedantic to call this fantastic?...

Wait. This just in. He's renamed the Atlantic.

A country heretofore, “not of men, but of laws”,

forevermore TRUMPed, I pronounce a lost cause. 

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