Numb.. 1767 A Perplexed Appomattox Apology

Numb. 1761 All Land Is MY Land

Numb. 1556 An Aye For An I, An Oath Foreign Oaf

Generals in Russia

swear by Vlad Putin.

In China,

they swear by Xi.
North Korea's honor

one Kim or another.

Why shouldn't mine

pledge allegiance to me?
Iranians hail their Ayatollah.
Swiss Guards would die for the Pope.
Brit generals sing

God save the king!

Yet Trompe is denied

this teeny thing!?

Instead U.S. generals

“protect and defend"
ink stains upon

dead animal skin!
WHICH CAN'T PROMOTE THEM.
(Trompe COULD demote them.)

Sad.

Nasty.

Very unfair!

Like the Nobel.

Not ever caring, Trompe

issues an order

dictating that

his officers don old

Donald Trompe MAGA hat.

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Numb. 1270 What The Future Could Hold (should we get lucky)

Elon and Donald start podcast. For a goof

they call it “E Musk & Grabby”.

Popularity shoots through the roof,

thereby certifying idea's not too shabby.

Charles and Camilla, although aloof,

chime in online from Westminster Abbey.

Until ... one day, the King shouts, “Forsooth,

the ratings are mine! Ingrate! Serpent's tooth!

Although Elon, at least, is richer than I,

there is only so much money can buy.

It takes generations, ongoing  inbreeding,

to create royal egos SO overweening.

You two are nothing, smart alecks, pretenders.

Off with their heads! Jumped-up EastEnders.”