Showing posts with label King Charles III. Show all posts
Showing posts with label King Charles III. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 5, 2026
Wednesday, April 29, 2026
Monday, October 6, 2025
Numb. 1556 An Aye For An I, An Oath Foreign Oaf
Generals in Russia
swear by Vlad Putin.
In China,
they swear by Xi.
North Korea's honor
North Korea's honor
one Kim or another.
Why shouldn't mine
pledge allegiance to me?
Iranians hail their Ayatollah.
Swiss Guards would die for the Pope.
Brit generals sing
Iranians hail their Ayatollah.
Swiss Guards would die for the Pope.
Brit generals sing
God save the king!
Yet Trompe is denied
this teeny thing!?
Instead U.S. generals
“protect and defend"
ink stains upon
ink stains upon
dead animal skin!
WHICH CAN'T PROMOTE THEM.
(Trompe COULD demote them.)
WHICH CAN'T PROMOTE THEM.
(Trompe COULD demote them.)
Sad.
Nasty.
Very unfair!
Like the Nobel.
Not ever caring, Trompe
issues an order
dictating that
his officers don old
Donald Trompe MAGA hat.
Saturday, January 11, 2025
Numb. 1270 What The Future Could Hold (should we get lucky)
Elon and Donald start podcast. For a goof
they call it “E Musk & Grabby”.
Popularity shoots through the roof,
thereby certifying idea's not too shabby.
Charles and Camilla, although aloof,chime in online from Westminster Abbey.
Until ... one day, the King shouts, “Forsooth,
the ratings are mine! Ingrate! Serpent's tooth!
Although Elon, at least, is richer than I,
there is only so much money can buy.
It takes generations, ongoing inbreeding,
to create royal egos SO overweening.
You two are nothing, smart alecks, pretenders.
Off with their heads! Jumped-up EastEnders.”
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