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Numb. 1682 R-E-S-P-E-C-T

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and WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT

WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT

I swear — on my honor — I never met … Elon?

All of those photos are fakes.

As is the “news” that I bought a “Tesla”.

(Which I did not drive ’case he fiddled the brakes.)

Like all those women who say I abused them,

not one of witch I ever met,

this Elon (?) guy — drug user, loser.

(Though I gotta admit, he gets dynamite ket.)

And though convicted, despite what they're tellin' ya,

when I grab some pussy, it isn't a felony.

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Democrats Rig Monday Weather

Keeping Trump People At Home

Though His Feet Never Get Cold,

Donald Moves Crowning Indoors

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Kennedys Borrow Doc Brown's DeLorean

To Bring Ethel K. A Dose Of Mifepristone

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Rather Than Pay To Rebuild LA,

Trump Will Return It To Mexico

    Reveals To FOX He's Seeking A Refund

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Trump On Truth Social: “Bird Flew?

Okay! God And I Design 'em To Fly"

Freeland Running To Replace Trudeau;

In US Nobody Cares And No One Knows

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Israel - Gaza Cease Fire Begins

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Israel - Gaza Cease Fire Ends

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And One Actual Headline

Elizabeth Warren Urges Trump To Beef Up Ethics Rules As Musk Takes Key Role — Guardian

The BYSTANDER responds:

Dear Ms. Lizzie, Trump - Ethics? Don't bother! We humbly suggest saving your breath.

As ever,

The Bystander