Numb. 1883 "Let It Be Me"

Numb. 1878 Border Line Personality Disorder

Numb. 1876 Arch Nameisis

Numb. 1842 Canadian Sunset and Bran New Ambassador

Numb. 1829 US nil, Canada 51

Numb. 1800 Prison Reform plus Resume Change

Trump pardons former Republican congressman convicted of insider trading

Donald Trump pardoned Stephen Buyer of Indiana, who served nearly two years in prison after conviction

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Numb. 1777 Size Places

Numb. 1775 Dealer's Choice

Numb.. 1767 A Perplexed Appomattox Apology

Numb. 1761 All Land Is MY Land

Numb. 1719 Do I Hafta Draw You A Map?

Numb. 1701 Sugar Cuba

AP: Trompe raises the possibility of a ‘friendly takeover of Cuba’ 

Numb. 1691 DEI On His Rivals

Numb. 1685 Fed Funds, Taxes, Bridging Canada Gap

Numb. 1679 Trompe Protection Racket

Gotta have Canada

for secure northern border

Gotta have Greenland

to protect Canada

Gotta have Iceland

to protect Greenland

Gotta have Britain

to protect Iceland

Gotta have France 

to protect Britain

Gotta have Germany

(plus Spain and Italy)

to protect France

No need for Ireland 

or Portugal, 

but they are there,

what the hell after all

Gotta have Poland

to protect Germany

(Austria, Hungry, 

Baltics, Balkans as well)

Denmark, Norway,

Sweden, Finland

Maybe, Romania,

so hard to tell)

Switzerland

I'll need for the banks

Holding the money

I'm given in thanks

Belgium, Netherlands, Liechtenstein,

fill the gaps betwixt and between

Monaco's casino

I gotta grab it

Don’t really need it,

but it’s a habit

San Marino, Andorra,

Vatican City

Leaving them there

would be a pity

Greece, Turkey,

Israel, Jordan

Syria’s wearying

but I'd like Lebanon

Iraq for the sake of old times

Ethiopia, Egypt,

Sudan, Somalia, 

the Gulf States, Yemen

Saudi Arabia

all need protection

I’ll be their savior

North African coast states

swimming in oil

mine by rights, one and all

Don't want Iran 

or Afghanistan,

but Alexander had ’em

so I guess I can

Armenia, Georgia —

those misplaced votes

(if  Vlad will permit me)

And, of course,

the west hemisphere

Then Indo-Pacific

HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?

Numb. 1657 Continental Drift

Numb. 1648 The Wrest Is His Story

Numb. 1645 Watch Out, Canada!

Numb. 1589 Trompe Climate Control

Numb. 1575 Foreign Birds Banned | Real Fake News | Bird Flu Over A Cuckoo's Nest