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Sunday, July 12, 2026
Numb. 1835 Coooooooooooooooooooooooal!
‘He’s forcing higher bills’:
Trump spends billions to kill
clean energy and keep coal alive
Critics accuse president of ‘fattening the wallets of his cronies’ as working Americans face higher energy rates
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Thursday, September 4, 2025
Numb. 1524 Ain't We Got Trompe!
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Monday, June 2, 2025
Numb. 1431
DON’S OLD AGE ENDER
I.
Golden Dome?
Cunning plan, Baldrick,
Reagan’s Star Wars all over,
billion$ thrown into the air.
II.
What Donald’ll do:
destroy economy,
degrade environment,
enable climatic havoc.
Once he is done,
we’ll have no friends or enemies,
in our Trumpian trash can of history.
III.
History repeats, but
Marx had it backwards.
Ronald was farcical,
and Donald tragic.
Friday, March 14, 2025
Numb. 1352 Overcoming Depression While Doom Scrolling
Nostradamus DOES NOT mention Donald.
Maybe Donald is not really be here.
Civilizations always fall anyway.
If Donald destroys ours why should we care?
Climate is crumbling, we’re turning plastic.
Perhaps it is time we do something drastic?
Trip up that couple and we'll grab theirs.
Peace, love, and joy are unobtainable.
Life on Earth was NEVER sustainable.


Monday, January 20, 2025
Numb. 1282 Inauguration Day Industry Request (pre-approved)
Oh give us land all your land under poisoned louring skies
don't regulate
let us drill frack and mine devastate as we devise
don't regulate
Let us without tax do just what we damn please
and rid us of disaster experts' “climate crises"
money is forever and it’s better than Jesus
don't regulate
Just turn us loose let us straddle while we prattle on
'bout climate changes lies
and make excuses as we blunder while we plunder
and we make our profits rise
We want to dig put up rigs ’till the prairies are smothered
extract all the value ’til we’ve emptied the cupboard
make every acre look like it’s been plucked by buzzards
don’t regulate
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