Numb. 1524 Ain't We Got Trompe!

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DON’S OLD AGE ENDER

I.

Golden Dome?

Cunning plan, Baldrick,

Reagan’s Star Wars all over,

billion$ thrown into the air.

II.

What Donald’ll do:

destroy economy,

degrade environment,

enable climatic havoc.

Once he is done,

we’ll have no friends or enemies,

in our Trumpian trash can of history.

                                        III.

History repeats, but

Marx had it backwards.

Ronald was farcical,

and Donald tragic.

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Numb. 1352 Overcoming Depression While Doom Scrolling

Nostradamus DOES NOT mention Donald.

Maybe Donald is not really be here.

Civilizations always fall anyway.

If Donald destroys ours why should we care?

Climate is crumbling, we’re turning plastic.

Perhaps it is time we do something drastic?

Evolution’s a game of musical chairs.

Trip up that couple and we'll grab theirs.

Peace, love, and joy are unobtainable.

Life on Earth was NEVER sustainable.

Muck-Trump prompts entropy to hurry up.

THE END will come sooner and be ab...

Numb. 1282 Inauguration Day Industry Request (pre-approved)

Oh give us land all your land under poisoned louring skies

don't regulate

let us drill frack and mine devastate as we devise

don't regulate

Let us without tax do just what we damn please

and rid us of disaster experts' “climate crises"

money is forever and it’s better than Jesus

don't regulate

Just turn us loose let us straddle while we prattle on

'bout climate changes lies

and make excuses as we blunder while we plunder

and we make our profits rise

We want to dig put up rigs ’till the prairies are smothered

extract all the value ’til we’ve emptied the cupboard

make every acre look like it’s been plucked by buzzards

don’t regulate

it usta wuz