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DON’S OLD AGE ENDER

I.

Golden Dome?

Cunning plan, Baldrick,

Reagan’s Star Wars all over,

billion$ thrown into the air.

II.

What Donald’ll do:

destroy economy,

degrade environment,

enable climatic havoc.

Once he is done,

we’ll have no friends or enemies,

in our Trumpian trash can of history.

                                        III.

History repeats, but

Marx had it backwards.

Ronald was farcical,

and Donald tragic.

Numb. 1349 60+ Years Of Presidential Tobogganing

"I really believe I can make this world a safer, more peaceful place. That’s why I ran for president." — Ronald Reagan via Patti Davis, New York Times

Democrats still can't forgive Nixon for being right about Alger Hiss*.

What did Lyndon Johnson accomplish that he wound up so stinking rich**?

 

How could Bush Sr. ♥️ Quayle and Thomas?

Why couldn't Clinton keep IT in his pants?

Why didn’t Democrat “Christians" love Carter?

 

How, in hell, was young George elected?

Why was Obama ever selected?

How is it Ford was not applauded?

Why was Biden deplored and not lauded?

 

DID GOOD INTENTIONS OF REAGAN —RONALD —

PAVE THE ROAD DIRECTLY TO DONALD?

 

Just asking questions as we're ripped apart.

Ctrl-Alt-Delete? Time to restart?

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*Younger and off-shore readers: Google it!

**Ditto. 

Numb. 1275 Wiseguys and the White House Gangsters, Presidents, and the Deals They Made

Mafia Don? Trump and other presidents who flirted with the mob

A new book looks into the complicated relationship between the mob and the White House from Roosevelt to Biden — Guardian

According to [author Eric] Dezenhall, “the thing that makes Trump different from all of the other presidents is he’s the only one who has been shockingly open about talking about” his experiences with the mob.

(Readers are invited to wad Kleenex in their cheeks and do their best brand o’ [😉] Don Corleone as they read to their children beside their fireside.)

Donald J. Trump? 

He’s one wise guy.

How do ya know?

Mafia ties.

“Great” presidents —

FDR, Truman —

dealt with the dons.

Listen, it’s human.

Whenever ya wanna

get some stuff done

ya really gotta

know guys with guns.

Sam Giancanna

and JFK?

Shared them a lady,

some people say.

Even St. Reagan,

otherwise anti-mob ,

let pal with “connections”

get on with the job.

Donnie, of course,

dealt in construction,

where knowing bosses,

prevents obstruction.

In the end no one cares

about saints and sinners —

okay, mebbe upstairs —

down here it’s winners.

Numb. 1198 O, Deus: One Odious Duo?

Reagan said, playing a part:

“Tell the boys, ‘win 

one for the Gipper'.”

Darn Old asked, straight from the heart, 

“Where is the sin

tipping a stripper?”

Would, in truth, confusion abound

had it been the other way round?