Numb. 1727 All Thugs Being Equal

Numb. 1640 Alternative For America

Numb. 1556 An Aye For An I, An Oath Foreign Oaf

Generals in Russia

swear by Vlad Putin.

In China,

they swear by Xi.
North Korea's honor

one Kim or another.

Why shouldn't mine

pledge allegiance to me?
Iranians hail their Ayatollah.
Swiss Guards would die for the Pope.
Brit generals sing

God save the king!

Yet Trompe is denied

this teeny thing!?

Instead U.S. generals

“protect and defend"
ink stains upon

dead animal skin!
WHICH CAN'T PROMOTE THEM.
(Trompe COULD demote them.)

Sad.

Nasty.

Very unfair!

Like the Nobel.

Not ever caring, Trompe

issues an order

dictating that

his officers don old

Donald Trompe MAGA hat.

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Numb. 1326 GOP American Endgame Strategy (A Tragedy)

The RNC does not like democracy.

In fact, we don’t like the name of our party.

Since, for some time, we’ve favored theocracy,

we have rebranded: God’s Only Party.

While a good president like Donald is fine,

due diligence dictates we look down the line,

anticipating some sad future time

when Satan reclaims that office divine. 

The Constitution must be amended correcting mistakes Founders never intended, White Male Protestant clergy empowered

to elect from their number an “Ayatollah” to oversee President, Congress, and Courts

(who, doing voodoo, with demons consort), so that we, nearly, may mirror Iran,

as these damn deities probably planned.