Numb. 1710 New, Improved, MORE GRATING America

Numb. 1326 GOP American Endgame Strategy (A Tragedy)

The RNC does not like democracy.

In fact, we don’t like the name of our party.

Since, for some time, we’ve favored theocracy,

we have rebranded: God’s Only Party.

While a good president like Donald is fine,

due diligence dictates we look down the line,

anticipating some sad future time

when Satan reclaims that office divine. 

The Constitution must be amended correcting mistakes Founders never intended, White Male Protestant clergy empowered

to elect from their number an “Ayatollah” to oversee President, Congress, and Courts

(who, doing voodoo, with demons consort), so that we, nearly, may mirror Iran,

as these damn deities probably planned.

Numb. 1317 Clipped From The Headlines 02/07/25

 

Numb. 1131 Fragment From A Lost Travesty

er, TRAGED-Y

WASHINGTON (AP) Updated 1:07 PM EDT, August 28, 2024 — Special counsel Jack Smith is pressing forward with his 2020 election inference case against Donald Trump, with a new indictment that aims to salvage the prosecution after the Supreme Court slammed the door on the possibility of a trial before the November election.

 

RNC CHORUS

Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.
Darn Old's Supremes must right this wrong.
Darn Old commands it! (Just go along.)
Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.

JD

OUR Savior must be protected.

LINSEED

So he can be resurrected.

JD

He CANNOT lose to that bitch ... female.

LINSEED

Quick, stop the steal. He must prevail.

RNC CHORUS, JD, LINSEED

Sweet Jesus, please! He CAN’T land in jail!

DARN OLD

(ex FOXina)

LEGAL votes only in this election,
will assure my pluperfect perfection.
Granted advance Supreme absolution,

I will ignore the Constitution.
Free, at long last, to do as I please,
I can replace that SAD loser Jesus.
(Tried? Crucified? Before being raptured?
Me, I prefer guys NEVER captured.)

RNC CHORUS, JD, LINSEED

Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.
More comely than Kammy, stronger than Kong,
Our god, Darn Old, can do no wrong.

Shout Hallelujah, bust out in song.